Hardcase: Who else is super bored?
Fives: Me! Echo is boring me to death about this book
Echo: It's very interesting!
Tup: I'm sorta bored
Ahsoka: Yeah, me too. Why do you ask?
Hardcase: I was wondering if you guys wanna play a game...
Jesse: Not truth or dare again
Dogma: Oh, I see. You're scared of what kind of dare I'll make you do
Jesse: That was one time Dogma. One time.
Rex: What game Hardcase?
Anakin: I'll play!
Ahsoka: But you don't even know what it is yet
Hardcase: It's called would you rather. I'll give you two options and you have to tell me which one you'd prefer, then its your turn
Rex: Okay, I guess I'll play
Jesse: Sure
Ahsoka: I'm in
Tup: Might as well? Hope I don't regret this...
Fives: Yes!
Dogma: I have better things to do with my time.
Jesse: Like what? Make more cookies?
Dogma: Like prepare for the next battle
Fives: That's ages away! Just play with us!
Dogma: Fine. Just once
Hardcase: Okay, Jesse would you rather eat a really hot pepper again, or be stuck on a planet with creepy aliens?
Jesse: Be stuck on a planet with creepy aliens.
Ahsoka: Seriously?
Jesse: Uh, yes. Those peppers were HOT. Now my turn. Fives, would you rather read one of Echo's books, or listen to Hardcase sing?
Fives: Ohh, that's a hard one...
Fives: Probably listen to Hardcase sing. Echo's books are extremely booooring.
Echo: They are not!
Fives: Whatever, it's my turn. Rex, would you rather kiss Ahsoka, or die by General Grievous?
Rex: Why do you always ask me questions about Ahsoka?
Fives: Because it's my secret ship... Now choose!
Rex: well if dying by Grievous would save lots of people, then that. If not... I guess I'd kiss Ahsoka
Anakin: Good one Fives. Now your turn Rex. Pick me!
Rex: Fine, fine. Would you rather, die of being chopped in half, or die by lava?
Anakin: Hmm, probably being chopped in half. I've always wondered what it would feel like to have no legs...
Ahsoka: Why do I have such a weird master?
Rex: Why do I have such a weird General?
Anakin: You mean why do I have such an awesome Master General!
Rex: 😒
Ahsoka: 😒
Anakin: My turn now! Dogma, would you rather disobey orders, or die?
Dogma:
Anakin: I demand you answer
Dogma: Uh, probably die
Jesse: He's weird... Really weird.
Dogma: Hardcase, would you rather change your name, or eat really hot peppers?
Hardcase: My name is Hardcase. I'd so obviously rather eat hot peppers
Fives: I knew it
Hardcase: Tup, would you rather get a haircut, or go outside by yourself in the dark?
Jesse: Ohhh, that's a hard one
Tup: Probably get a haircut
Jesse: Sometimes, your such a baby Tup.
Tup: For the hundredth time I am not a baby!
Fives: Look there's a spider!
Tup: Where???
Dogma: AHHHHH! Kill it!! KILL IT!!!
Fives: Woah dude, I was just teasing Tup!
Jesse: Looks like there's two scaredy cats!
Dogma: I wasn't scared, I just uh... never mind. It's your turn Tup.
Tup: Ahsoka, would you rather eat a cinnamon roll or a donut?
Ahsoka:😦 That's hard!
Ahsoka: Probably a cinnamon roll. Now my turn! Who hasn't went?
Echo: Just me
Ahsoka: Okay, would you rather, burn all of your books, or help Fives prank the 501st?
Fives: He could never burn all his books... So he would help prank the 501st with me!
Echo: That's a hard one, but yep.
Fives: Now your turn!
Echo: Fives, would you rather read my favorite book, or not be allowed to prank anyone ever again?
Fives:...!!!!
Fives: ReAd A bOoK
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