Fives: your probably wandering why I called you two here.
Rex: if you still want a pic of me and Ahsoka kissing, forget it.
Fives: no its something much more important than that.
Ahsoka: well, what is it?
Fives: your two arch nemesis Barriss Offe and Lux Bonatari are trying to get you two to break up!!!
Rex: what
Ahsoka: that doesn't make any sense Barriss is my friend... And Lux can speak for himself.
Fives: didn't you wander why you got the theaters you were going to mixed up? Or how some one kicked your seat? Or how rex "incidentally" spilled his soda on you?
Ahsoka: that is kinda strange...
Rex: wait, how do you know that fives?
Ahsoka: yeah
Fives: I..err.. um.. Was at the movies too! And yeah, I just, ah happen to glace at you two several times.
Rex: like we believe that.
Fives: come on we have to get back at Barriss and Lux!
Ahsoka: we?
Fives: what? I'm getting revenge too. I mean, they were messing with my ship!
Rex: -facepalms-
Ahsoka: We still don't know if this is true... But then again in always up for a good prank..
Rex: If your in, I'm in.
Fives: then lets get revenge...
later...in real life...
Barriss: what do we do now?
Lux: it's your turn to come up with the plans now berrie!
Suddenly the door shuts and the lights flick on and off
Barriss: what the bantha just happened?
Lux: i don't know!
Barriss: uh, why does it sound like someone is coming right for us?
Lux: you mean that weird creepy walking sound?
Barriss: yes!that is what I mean! Duh!
Suddenly a huge figure emerges from the shadows and walks creepily towards the two
Barriss: is this the end?
Lux: hold me!
Barriss and Lux hug each other as they tremble fearfully
Ghost: you have messed with my ship! For that you will pay!
Lux: uh, wait, who are you?
Barriss: yeah.. And I haven't driven a ship in years. My masters kinda old style.
Ghost: uh, I am the shipping ghost! And you've been messing with Rexoka. For that, your going to pay... Very greatly.
The ghost starts coming closer to them
Lux: if.. If this is the end... I just wanted to tell you something berrie.
Barriss: me-me too
Lux and Barriss: I love you!
ghost: wait, what?
Lux: I really did like Ahsoka... At first. But that was before I met you berrie. The love of my life. Your sweeter than any berry I've ever tasted
Barriss: and same to you. I so was into Rex.. But then I fell for you. The smartest man I ever met.
The two actually kiss
Ghost: WTF Is happening?
Ghost: this is not real
Barriss: at least we'll die together
Lux:💖
Ghost: Okay... Um, actually never mind. I think I'm too creeped out to actually kill someone.
Hardcase: aww come on fives! I wanted to shoot them with paintballs!
Jesse: yeah!
Jesse and Hardcase suddenly rip the ghost open and appear inside of it
Hardcase: suck laser!
Fives through speaking device inside the ghost: well... I got revenge... sort of
I think I just created the weirdest ship of all time. Luxiss or barux?
Please forgive me for how weird these texts have become.
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