Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Halloween

Fives: Happy Halloween!

Echo: Bro what are you even dressed as?

Fives: Count Dracula!

Tup: -shivers- That's scary

Jesse: It's Halloween! Its supposed to be scary

Dogma: Speaking of that, ha ha ha to whoever put a fake spider in the orange juice.

Fives: I knew I'd get someone

Kix: It wouldn't be funny if he choked

Jesse: I can see it now in the newspaper; "Clone dies from choking to death by a fake spider."

Fives: Lol

Echo: How much longer are you going to wear that costume for?

Hardcase: Until he takes me trick-or-treating!

Fives: Yeah! Well, General Skywalker said he'd take us

Jesse: I can't wait. It's practically like stealing candy from people's houses

Fives: After they give us some, we should sneak into their house and get more

Hardcase: Yeah!

Kix: You'd never get to go trick-or-treating again then

Fives: Not if they don't find out!

Jesse: And we'd only do it to like Maul, Greivious, Count Dooku, and maybe you

Kix: All you're getting from me is an apple

Hardcase: Aren't apples bad for you?

Kix: What?

Fives: You know the saying, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Kix: I'm a medic Fives

Echo: Is there really that big of a difference?

Kix: There actually is

Dogma: I got all sorts of candy. Kit kats, milkyways, three musketeers, butterfingers, random carmels I found in my pocket....

Jesse: Yummmm

Hardcase: Givemegivemegiveme!!!

Dogma: Too bad. It's all mine and its locked away in a safe under my bed.

Tup: (It really is, I checked)

Fives: Bro you're so cruel

Dogma: I made you guys carmel apples the other day but you thought it was a better idea to throw them out the window

Fives: Mine was the closest to falling into the plant pot!

Echo: Hey, I ate mine. And man that carmel was chewy. It almost ripped my teeth out

Hardcase: I lost three of my teeth when I tried to eat a sugardaddy

Kix: He really did.

Tup: Ow. I've never lost a tooth

Jesse: ....yet

Tup: Don't take them from me! I hate that scary story about some witch breaking into your house and taking them from you!

Dogma: the...toothfairy?

Tup: I thought it was the fang witch

Kix: Who told him that?

Jesse:

Fives:

Rex: Hey boys. So you're going trick-or-treating tonight?