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Day 218
Saturday 1st April 2017 17:34
Not much of an entry today.
I've spent most of the day laying on the sofa, feeling terrible. I'm not sure if it's the thought or the actual act of swallowing Benjamin's spunk but I'm pretty sure it's made me feel unwell.
I've had Esther, TJ and Auntie Meryl knocking on my door. I've told them all to bugger off. I've not been interested in heater drama, blackmail chaos or Dump debacles. All I've wanted to do today is sit on the sofa, relax, get better and read a book and that's exactly what I've done.
Normal service will resume tomorrow where I am sure there will be some annoying drama to keep me busy.
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