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Day 304
Monday 26th June 2017 Time UnknownStill alive.
Tried to kill myself but the wire snapped. I fell to the floor, banged my head and knocked myself out.
I can't even kill myself properly. I even made a mess of that.
Running out of paper.
I don't know how long I have left.
I just want to die now.
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