Luke's Diary: An Unlucky Man in a Zombie Apocalypse. Days 201-400

Day 264: Wednesday 17th May 2017 18:53

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Day 264
Wednesday 17th May 2017 18:53

Everyone's been talking about the drama that went on yesterday. There's been an awkward and tense atmosphere all day.

I saw Mia today. She was really upset. She said she'd spoken to Dump this morning and that he had a right go at her, told her she was a stupid little girl and that she needed to grow up. She told me all the horrible things he said to her. "He made me feel really stupid," said Mia, "I'm not stupid am I?" I gave Mia an uncomfortable frown as I gritted my teeth awkwardly. "Look," I said, "This isn't him thinking you're stupid,  it's about him and the nasty comments he said to you." "He told me I probably liked when he felt my bum," said Mia, "He said he could tell I was flirting with him. I didn't like it and I wasn't flirting with him, Luke, I promise." "It's OK," I said, "I believe you. You just need to stay out of his way." "He makes me so upset and so angry," said Mia, "I used to think he was OK. I wish Mary was here. She'd give me a hug and tell me everything was OK." "Well I can do that," I said. "Yeah but that's different," said Mia. "How is it different?" I asked. Out of nowhere TJ suddenly appeared. "She means she can't get her arms around you because you're so fat," he said, "Come here Barbie girl, I'll give you a cuddle." TJ grabbed Mia and gave her a hug. "That's better isn't it?" said TJ. "I can feel something sticking into my side," said Mia. I grabbed Mia from TJ, who had a creepy smile on his face. "OK," I said, "That's enough of that. Oh and I'm not fat thank you very much. I'm the ideal weight for my height." "Course you are," said TJ, "You're just the right amount of blubbering fat for your height, you podgy bloater." "Shut up," I said, "Anyway we were talking about your mate, RONNIE," I said, "He's starting to p*ss people off. He's been sexually harassing Mia; he p*ssed Mary off before she left and me, DeShawn and Naomi have never been his biggest fans. He's losing support day by day." TJ told me to chill out and remember that Dump had a stressful job. He won't hear a bad word against Dump, probably because they're both a pair of pr*cks who have got loads in common.

I've heard loads of people talking about Dump's lack of leadership and inappropriate and worrying behaviour yesterday. No one's seen him today and he didn't even do his usual morning Tannoy announcement. Mia made a passing comment about "sacking" Dump and making someone else leader. I laughed this off because there's no one around to "sack" Dump but maybe there's something in her idea of someone else being in charge round here; someone who is not Dump. . . ?