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Luke's Diary: An Unlucky Man in a Zombie Apocalypse. Days 201-400

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Luke Warm (yes his real name!) feels like he's the unluckiest man in the world. Recently divorced, facing redundancy and named after a disappointing temperature he finds himself stuck in a sexual health clinic, with a number of strangers on the day...

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Day 308: Friday 30th June 2017 17:56

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Day 308
Friday 30th June 2017 17:56

I'm still stuck in this bl**dy pub kitchen and if that's not bad enough, whoever is downstairs has been banging on the ceiling most of the night to get my attention.

After a while I got really annoyed and started slamming my feet on the floor. "SHUT THE F*CK UP!!" I yelled, "I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!" Of course all of the commotion rattled the infected. I'm starting to think they'll never bl**dy leave. It sounded like the muffled voice from below was asking "Who are you?" but I couldn't be sure. God knows why he/she was trying to communicate with me. We can't hear each other's muffled voices properly and all he/she has done has rattled the surrounding infected. Idiot! They haven't been banging or shouting that much today. Maybe they've got the message that, one, I'm not interested and two, even if I was, there's nothing I can do about it when there are so many infected separating us.

The more I think about it, I don't think it is Hilary downstairs. I don't know why I think that as the person's voice is really muffled but I think it's probably some unknown French person who's been trapped down there for a while.

I hope Sarah and Lauren and are OK. They haven't come back for me so I'm guessing there's too many infected separating us. I knew it was a bad idea venturing too far away from the camper van. Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?

I know I'm not in the best situation but I'm enjoying the peace and quiet and absence of stress. It's also nice to have a break from the bitchy disagreements with Sarah. The water is keeping me going but I'm going to have to come up with some way of getting out of here. The water won't last forever and I'm going to need some food, not mention get back to England! I'm annoyed that the infected are still banging the door outside but I'm just as annoyed with having to deal with the boredom that comes with being cooped up in this sh*tty dust pub kitchen. I need to think about how I'm going to get out of here.