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Day 385
Friday 15th September 2017 22:06What an anxious and upsetting day it's been. I'm currently writing my diary in the upstairs office feeling very anxious. In fact I don't think I've stopped being anxious all day.
The day started with a loud, ear piercing scream. I quickly opened my eyes, grabbed my steak knife and wearing only my pants and T-shirt I ran towards the screaming, with my heart thumping, ready for action. I quickly made my way to the front of the garage where the barricade was and found a concerned looking Auntie Meryl comforting Courtney, who was the source of the screaming. "What is it? What's going on?" I frantically said. I looked at TJ and Trudy who were stood next to Lindon and the gay bears looking horrified and upset. I followed everyone's eye line and gasped when I saw the horrendous and distressing sight before us. "Oh my God," I said. I took a small step forward with an emotional and horrified look on my face. Princess Tinkerbell Glitter Star, John and Jackson; Ollie's puppies were lined up on the garage floor, dead, with their throats slit from ear to ear. It was one of the most brutal and upsetting sights I've ever seen. They were laid in pools of their own blood with blank emotionless expressions on their little blood smeared faces. As I looked on at the lifeless bodies of the adorable puppies, Ollie was stood over all three of them, guarding them and whimpering. She was nudging each one of her puppies in what looked like a desperate attempt to wake them all up. Tears streamed down my face. I don't think there was a dry eye in the garage. I turned to TJ. "Who did this?" I asked. Before TJ had a chance to say anything, Courtney, who was still crying, turned around and launched an emotional and furious attack at the gay bears. "Well it's obvious isn't it!?" she snapped as she continued hysterically crying, "It's those f*cking b*satrds isn't it!? They did this. None of us would kill the puppies. It's got to be one of those that did it!" "Calm down Court Adjourned," said Auntie Meryl, "It's OK." "It's not OK!" yelled Courtney, waving her arms around and giving the gay bear's evil looks, "They've killed the puppies!" "Courtney, just relax," said Trudy with a firm tone." "Don't tell me to relax!" yelled Courtney. She carried on shouting and screaming and as she was in full flow, Trudy stormed up to Courtney and slapped her hard across the face. Courtney was silenced. She gave Trudy a shocked looked and then started sobbing. Trudy gave her a hug us as the rest of us talked about the situation. "Well how the Hell did this happen?" I said, sounding shocked and confused. TJ handed me a folded up note and told me it was stuck to the garage doors. I unfolded the note and read it out loud. "We'll be here at twelve midday tomorrow to collect Luke, TJ and Trudy. If they are not handed over to us in a smooth and calm manner we will murder more than your pet dogs. ACROBAT." A cold shiver ran down my back as I suddenly felt anxious. "ACROBAT," I said, "They did this. But how the Hell did they get in?" "We've looked around," said TJ, "There's no smashed windows or signs of forced entry and the barrier's intact." "Well how the Hell did they get in?" I said, "It doesn't make any sense." "And who told them we were here?" asked Trudy. "I told you," said TJ, "Those drones things are everywhere. They've probably been spying on us." "But the drones aren't in here!" I loudly said, "How the f*ck did they manage to get in here while we were all asleep, kill the puppies, leave a note and not leave any sign of entry." "One of the others could have told them we're here," said Courtney, "Matt or Mary could have grassed us up." "Well Mary has proved she can't be trusted," I said. "Look, it doesn't matter," said Trudy, "Right now we've got a bigger problem. Those ACROBAT tw*ts are coming back at twelve midday tomorrow. What are we going to do?" Everyone stared at me in silence waiting for me to say something. "Well I don't f*cking know do I!?" I loudly exclaimed. "We've got two choices the way I see it," said Trudy, "We either stay here or we leave." "Well where would we go?" asked Lindon, as he shoved pieces of tinned fruit into his mouth. "I don't want to leave while the others are still at ACROBAT," I said. "So do you think we should stay here and fight?" asked TJ. "I think we should fight," snapped an angry Courtney, "We can kill those evil b*stards." "We're not in a state to be fighting anyone," said TJ, "Just look at us. We can't take on anyone right now; a load of infected, a load of ACROBAT agents – anyone."
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