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Day 393
Saturday 23rd September 2017 20:22
Still no Naomi.
I'm feeling really depressed about it now.
I sat next to Auntie Meryl earlier on and in a glum tone asked her if she thought we'd ever see her again. "See who?" asked Auntie Meryl. "For God's sake," I said, rolling my eyes, "Who do you think I'm talking about?" "Well I don't bl**dy know do I?" said Auntie Meryl, "I'm not psychic." "Naomi!" I loudly exclaimed. "Oh I've never liked her," said Auntie Meryl, "Too full of herself." "What are you on about?" I said, "You spent days together in that police station." "No I didn't," said Auntie Meryl, "I've never even met Naomi Campbell." "What!?" I exclaimed, "I'm not talking about Naomi Campbell. Why would I be talking about Naomi Campbell?" "Well who are you on about then?" asked Auntie Meryl. "Naomi, you stupid cow!" I yelled. "Don't you call me names or I'll wash your mouth out with extra strong bleach," said a firm Auntie Meryl. I stood up and walked off.
I spent most of the day on my own trying to come up with a way of getting Naomi back. I didn't come up with any decent ideas. It's been four days since Naomi left. Where ever she is, I REALLY hope she's OK.
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