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Day 227
Monday 10th April 2017 18:45
Bit of a quiet day.
Apart from going to work I've avoided everyone and it seems that everyone's also been avoiding me.
I thought Naomi would have come round to see me but not one person has knocked on my door all day. I guess people must really be p*ssed off with me. It's not like I did anything wrong. I'm not the one going around shagging married men and blackmailing people. Auntie Meryl hasn't even been round to see me to chew my ear off. Mind you I don't think that's because she's angry with me, I don't she fully understands about all the drama that went on yesterday.
One good thing about being left alone is that I haven't seen TJ. The fact that he knows I shagged Esther, caught crabs off her and ate a cum sandwich is something I'm sure he'll be revelling in. He's probably making up jokes and annoying comments as I write this.
Let's see what happens tomorrow. I am sure there will be some sort of consequences to what happened yesterday.
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