Luke's Diary: An Unlucky Man in a Zombie Apocalypse. Days 201-400

Day 295: Saturday 17th June 2017 22:30

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Day 295
Saturday 17th June 2017 22:30

Today has been filled with anger, shock and anxiety. The plan to bring down Dump didn't work and I'm writing my diary entry on a bit of paper in quarantine. I say quarantine, it's more like something out of Tenko.

The day started with me and DeShawn gearing ourselves up to confront Dump. Seth and Naomi were helping us think about what we were going to say. After we'd agreed on how we'd approach Dump, we agreed that we needed to get the guns out of Dump's secret room in house, just in case we ended up in a situation where we had to shoot our way out. We knew that getting into Dump's house wasn't going to be easy so we came up with a plan. Seth agreed to go to Dump's office, near the main building, break in and trash the place. Once he had done that, Mia agreed to go to Dump's house and tell him she'd heard noise coming from his office that sounded like someone trashing it. DeShawn and I planned to hide in the woods near Dump's house. Once Mia had told Dump about the commotion in his office, she was going to lead  the way, giving me and DeShawn time to sneak into Dump's house. We told Mia to keep Dump in his office while DeShawn and I looked around his house and got the weapons. Me and DeShawn would then drop the weapons back at Seth and Naomi's and then go over to Dump's office and confront him. With everyone armed and ready for any trouble, Naomi and Seth would gather everyone in Triton's in preparation for them to be told all about Dump's lies and corruption. That was plan, but it didn't work out exactly like that.

After Seth broke into Dump's office and trashed the place he returned to the chalet where everyone was gathered. "It's done," he said. I looked at Mia and told her that this was now the part of the plan where she lured Dump to his office. "You know what you're doing don't you?" I asked. "I do," said Mia. "Just keep him there for as long as you can," I said. "Don't f*ck it up barbie girl," TJ said to Mia. "I won't," said Mia.

As DeShawn, Mia and I started to get ready to leave, TJ said he was going to come along. "You can't go," said Naomi, "Your ankle's sprained. You'll hold them up." "Sitting in here's doing my head in," said TJ, "And you never know. I might find Destiny's underwear drawer. If I can't get to shag her, I at least want to wrap a pair of her knickers round my knob while I'm having a wank." "You truly are disgusting," I said. I gave Seth the Dictaphone and told him to keep it safe. "Don't tell Dump where the Dictaphone is," said Seth. "Obviously I won't," I said, "In fact we won't say anything to Dump about all of you knowing. If something's goes wrong me, TJ and DeShawn will be in enough trouble without you lot getting into bother. Dump will find out that everyone here knows what he's been up to after we've spoke to them all in Dumpville." Seth extended his arm and shook my hand. "Good luck," he said. "Everyone needs to pack a bag," I said, "There's a chance we might have to leave quickly." "No!" shouted Lindon, "We all need to stay together." "Oh, change the record you weirdo," said Trudy. "Lindon, we haven't got time for this," I said, "Anyway, we might not need to leave straight away. It's just a backup." Lindon didn't look happy. "OK," I said feeling slightly apprehensive, as I gave everyone a hopeful look, "This is it. Let's bring down this evil b*stard." "Good luck," said Naomi. "Break a leg," said Troy. "Why would you want us to break a leg?" asked Mia, "That's not nice. TJ's already got a poorly ankle." "Oh Mia, it's just a saying," I said. I looked at Naomi and told her that once we'd returned with the weapons she can start gathering residents into Triton's. "That'll give us enough time to confront Dump," I said. A few of us exchanged hugs and with a slight feeling of trepidation I left Seth and Naomi's and followed TJ and DeShawn into the woods as Mia walked to Dump's house.

Mia knocked on Dump's door and when he answered she told him that she thought someone was ransacking his office. Dump quickly started making his way towards his office with Mia close behind. Dump left his front door wide open. Once he was out of sight DeShawn, TJ and I, armed with the soldier's machine guns and army knives, quickly made our way over to the house. TJ was still limping a little bit which meant he didn't get to the house as quickly as me and DeShawn. I was worried someone might see us but I don't think anyone did.