Just let me understand you || Tsukishima Kei Story

This is the chapter i was writing when my laptop decided to break

So now I have to do everything on my phone and I can't do any school work cuz I am without a laptop. On top of that my bank account is frozen and I only have 165 cash so I can't even go and buy a new one. Yes I will cry about this until my school work is done and I have a laptop.
Y/n's pov

God, I love going to the grocery store.

"Kei, do you like going to the grocery store?" I ask.

"Not with you," he says.

True love.

"Oh look," I say. "Walmart has charms, let's buy one."

"No, I don't get your charms from Walmart," he says. "I'll give you one later."

"But Walmart," I say. "I love Walmart."

"Yeah, no I'm not giving you a Walmart charm," he says. "Jewelry stores are far better."

"What about when you were in high school, hmm?" I ask holding up my wrist. "You weren't a big baller then."

"I went to pandora," he shakes his head. "They aren't that expensive there."

"Those are like sixty dollars," I gasp. "Why would you do that?"

"Because it's you," he says. "I obviously had to get you something that you won't break."

"You still go to pandora?" I ask. "If you do, just know that I am perfectly fine Walmart jewelry. Where'd you get the necklaces, y'know the matching ones?"

"Here I bought this for you," he says holding up a simple chain bracelet. "Better quality than that one from high school."

"I like the one from high school," I say. "Can I wear both, then I'll have more room for charms?"

"Yeah, wear both," he says going back to push the cart. "I don't care."

I love jewelry so much, I can't express this enough. But don't tell Kei, then he'll buy be more presents, even though I like presents.

"I love it," I say looking at my wrist. "Thanks."

"Well now you need a charm for it," he says stopping. "Close your eyes and give me your hand."

"You really didn't have to," I say holding out my hand.

Fuck yeah, I get a present in Walmart.

"There," he says smirking like the hoe he is.

"You can't give me a ribbon charm," I say.

"What, it's a bow," he laughs going back to shopping. "No one's gonna know, it's nice."

"You're a hoe," I say. "And you didn't tell me where you buy the jewelry."

"It doesn't matter," he says. "They look nice."

"Tell me or I'm going to bother you all day," I say.

"You already do so I'm not going to get anything out of that," he says.

"Fine, tell me or I'm going to tell Wakatoshi that he watched Kasumi while me and you had sex," I smile. "Then you can get a lecture."

"I don't need a lecture," he says. "The necklaces were from Tiffany and co. same with most of the charms I got you, well not from high school. The new chain is from Buccellati."

"Kei, that's so expensive," I say hitting his arm. "Why would you tell me that?"

"You used an ultimatum," he says. "And you're acting like I spend all my money on you, I don't."

"Stop spending hundreds of dollars on me," I say. "We're gonna be poor, I'll be broke and you'll be broke."

"Y/n, do you even know how much your net worth is?" he asks. "I'm not going to be broke and neither will you calm down, I'm not going to go broke because I buy you and Kasumi some things."

"Just by me normal cheap gifts," I say grabbing a can of peas. "Like this, two cans for one dollar. You can even mix and match and get corn."

"I already bought your birthday present," he says. "And I can spend my money however I want."

"I'll have you know that I am not happy about that..." I pause. "But what is it?"

"It's from Van Cleef & Arpels," he says. "It's ugly just like you."

"That place sounds fancy," I say. "I bet it's pretty just like me."

"It's not," he says.

"What is it?" I ask.

"Guess," he says.

"A ring?" I ask.

"Yeah," he nods his head.

"What?" I question.

"Wait, no it's not that kinda ring," he says. "Just a casual one."

"You really had me believing that I was getting a fat engagement ring next month," I say. "Hoe."

"I already told you, next year," he shakes his head. "Stop looking at me like that."

"What if I propose to you first?" I ask.

"You won't because you promised you wouldn't five years ago," he says. "I'll ask you next year, I promise."

"Yeah, well what if you break that promise?" I ask. "What then?'

"I don't break promises, unlike a person I know," he rolls his eyes.

"Hey, neither do," I say. "Never ever."

"Does 'Kei, I promise to never break up with you again' sound familiar?" he asks.

"You know that doesn't count," I say. "I did that for a good reason."

"Yeah I know, but don't do it again," he says.

"I won't," I say grabbing his hand. "I-."

"Don't promise, you're gonna jinx it," he says. "And don't hold my hand, I need to push the cart."

"Fine, I'll just go to Tokyo and hold Atsumu's hand," I say.

"Go then," he says. "Have fun."

"You're supposed to say 'no Y/n don't go, you can hold my hand I love you so much I can't even handle it' now you try," I say.

"I could care less who's hand you hold," he says.

Bitch.

"But you better not go off hand-holding with a bleach blonde asshole," he says.

"Ah yes, because I've got my natural blonde asshole right here," I say.

"Exactly," he smiles.

Wow, a real smile you cheeky lad, cheeky boy you.

"What stupid name are you calling me in you're head?" he asks.

"It's not stupid," I say. "You're stupid."

"Cute..." he pauses.

Clearly he didn't mean to say that out loud, loser.

"What a poor excuse of an adult," he scoffs.

"Don't try to act like you are some tough guy," I laugh.

"Be quiet," he shakes his head. "You're the one blushing like a school girl."

"I am not-," I start.

"You're gorgeous even when you're annoying," he says.

That bitch.

"Ugh, fuck me," I groan covering my face.

"I already did."

At this point I'm just dragging this story out too long smh. I need to end it, this is getting outta hand.

-Crouton