Meretricious | Professor Lupin

59. Surprise!

Spencer woke up to Remus playing with her hair.

"It's Friday" Spencer said, after 10 minutes, against his chest.

"Yes it is" he replied.

"Cual es mi sorpresa?" she looked up at him.
(What is my surprise?)

"Nope, you have to wait until later" he shook his head.

"Remus!"

"Are you not going to applaud at how I understood that sentence?"

"Surprise, sorpresa. Sounds the same" she shook her head.

"No it doesn't"

"You bought yourself a Spanish book, you're cheating" she stood up.

"I am not cheating, I am expanding my education"

"Fine. When I take my quiz next week and I write notes underneath my skirt, I am just expanding my education" she shrugged as she got up.

"No, now that's cheating" he followed her to the kitchen.

"Professor Dumbledore, I caught Spencer cheating. How you ask? She wrote the answers under her skirt... how- how did I know?" she said with his voice while pouring water in the kettle.

"I don't speak like that"

"I don't speak like that" she mimicked.

"While you're at it, tell him the dirty dreams you have of me" she turned on the oven.

Remus grabbed her and pushed her against the fridge. "You will not cheat" he held her arms.

Spencer blew the hair out of her face. "You didn't deny the dirty dreams"

Remus stared at her before kissing her and carrying her to the counter.

"I need to go out and buy markers" she said against him.

"I'll spank you"

"Spank me anyway" she brought him closer with her legs.

Remus brought his hands under her shirt, running them along her back as she played with his hair.

"Spencer!!!" Harry knocked on the door.

Remus pulled away from her, walking backward to the other counter, out of breath.

"Spencer!!" he knocked again.

"Ugh" Spencer groaned as she left the kitchen.

"What!" she said as she opened the door.

"He can't be dead. He can't" Harry walked in.

"Harry-"

"He's Superman. He can't be dead. It's quite literally impossible for him to be dead. Iron man? He's human and then he can die. Batman? Human. Dead. But Superman? No" he paced across her living room.

"Harry-" she walked to the kitchen, blocking the entry way.

"I mean even the Flash could die right? He's human. Meta-human, but still human" he shrugged. "But Superman is an alien! And a very powerful one. He can't die"

"HARRY!" she yelled. "Listen I'd love to get into this at dinner. But I'm a bit busy right now"

"It's 8 in the morning" he said.

"A barbaric time to be awake honestly" she nodded.

"What could you possibly be busy with!? Superman is dead"

"Professor Lupin's homework" she answered.

"The table is empty"

"I'm making breakfast"