Well, I, Y/n L/n, Am Back and I have Plenty of New Adventurers and Plenty of new Girls to add to the Harem, and of course, some new Evil Plans to Foil! So Got to take A Read Will ya?
We Open up in the Outermost Level of Hell Known for carrying the Largest Number of sinners in All of Hell, and Of course there was A Business. A Business that Kills anyone on Earth for people in Hell using dark Magic.
We Open up in The Office, after A Deal had been struck with An Imprisoned Mephisto. Suddenly A Door slammed Open as the Boss Walked out.
Blitzo: ALRIGHT EVERYONE WE HAVE A BIG JOB ON THE LINE! 1 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS! SO NOBODY SCREW THIS UP!
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Blitzo (The O Is silent by the way/ He is A Former Circus Clown who had Founded IMP Whose Job it is to Kill People in the Living world who have managed to piss off sinners in Hell/ He Manages to do this by cutting A Deal for the Grimoire in exchange for A Monthly "Transactional Fucking"/ He seems to have A Love (Possibly Fetish) for horses as well)
Blitzo: Alright everyone this Guy Named Mephisto, Big Name by the way is Paying us 1 million fucking dollars if we take this guy out. Names Y/n and he's apparently really strong but there's nothing Guns can't Kill, Right guys?
???: Sir, I had been doing some Research and Apparently this guy is really strong. Even going on Par with Angels and demons. Are you sure this is A Good Idea?
Blitzo: Why are you thinking Big Mox? Just think Small like you Usually do.
Moxxie: Small!? Sir why don't you-!
Millie: Sssh, It's Okay Moxxie. It's all Good.
Moxxie: (Sigh) Thanks Millie, I don't know what I'll do without you.
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Moxxie and Millie (They are quite Possibly the cutest Couple in Hell/ Moxxie is A Soft Boy who was Raised in A Mafioso Family by an Abusive Father and so Left meeting Blitzo in Jail and Joined IMP/ Millie is A Country girl Raised with A Loving Family and is Probably A Total Superhuman Badass considering she had destroyed A Literal Kaiju Monster before and will do A Lot more)
Blitzo: Yeah, Get that Lovey Dovey shit out of my Face you Puny dicked Troll, I'm already having trouble with A Whore across the Hall.
???: Fuck You Blitzo!!
He then ran to the door and...
Blitzo: Fuck you Verosika!! Don't you have your Body to sell by some Street Corner for Cheap Thrills!? Huh!?
He then ran back in and took A Seat.
Blitzo: Okay now we need A Plan and A Good One so No Bullshit.
???: I could Just Sneak In and lure him out so you can Get A Good Shot.
Blitzo: No! No way Loonie I am not Letting you date A Target!
Loona: No, You Idiot! I mean I lure him out using my Human Disguise!
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Loona (The Adoptive Daughter of Blitzo nearly Turning 18 Inside of the Adoption system before being Picked up/ She is A Very Moody, aggressive, and Dangerous person but she has A Soft side deep down/ We all Know for A Fact that there A Lot of FREAKS Who drool all over her)
Blitzo: Oh, Great Idea, Loonie. You get A Treat!
Loona: No.
Blitzo then Just ate it.
Loona: You are so Gross!
Blitzo: Yeah, tell me someone already hasn't. Now Everyone Let's go and Kill ourselves A God! This will get us on the Fucking Map!
