Well, I, Y/n L/n, Am Back and I have Plenty of New Adventurers and Plenty of new Girls to add to the Harem, and of course, some new Evil Plans to Foil! So Got to take A Read Will ya?
We Open up outside of the Mansion where IMP Had set up their base of Operations outside of your Bushes, and Blitzo smiled Pulling out A Sniper Rifle.
Blitzo: Alright, Loonie do your thing.
Loona: Got it.
Loons then used some Magic to Assume A Human form.
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She then ran up to the House in A Position where The Answerer could easily get Shot through the skull and she rang the doorbell in which you Answered.
Y/n: Yes?
Loona then suddenly stopped when she saw you. She fell in Love.
Y/n: Yes, Miss?
Loona: H-Huh Oh Yeah, Sorry.
Y/n: What's your Name?
Loona: U-Um, Loo... Loo...
Y/n: Loo-Loo? That's A Cute Name.
Loona: No, It's Loona, It's Loona! (Thoughts) Fuck!
Y/n: Oh, still cute, Sorry You're Just Kinda cute. I mean In a Goth cute kind of wat, but still Cute.
Loona: (Blushing) That's Hot... I-I mean Hot as in It's Hot Outside! Isn't hot out here? Huh?
Y/n: No, It's more Temperate. You Must be sick want to come inside? I could get you some Ice packs or Maybe some Soup.
Meanwhile Blitzo was Pointing his Crosshairs at you when suddenly he got A Kunai to the Neck.
Math: Excuse me. THE FUCK?
Blitzo: Oh, I Uh... SHIT FUCK M&M! ABORT! ABORT THE MISSION!
Just then Moxxie's got A Katana to his Neck as A Gun was Pointed at Millie's Head.
Akane: Yeah, we're not letting you Assholes go.
Mine: Yeah, you have A Lot to Answer for, You Red Skinned Bastards and Bitch.
Millie: Okay How is your Gun Better than mine?
Mine: It's A Tengu You Honky tonk Bitch!
Blitzo: Ah, shit they never told us everyone here would be superhuman!
Math then pressed his Kunai up the demons neck as he whispered into his ear.
Math: You have to answer for.
Back with you Loona noticed the commotion and was prepared to leave.
Loona: Oh Look I better go, Hope to see you again!
Y/n: Hey Uh, Sure no Problem. (Thoughts) She's Cute though something was Off about her. Something that felt... Dark. Eh, I'll cross that bridge when I Get there.
Time Skip!
Math had thrown all three of them into A Makeshift Interrogation room as he Put A Lamp in Blitzo's Face.
Blitzo: Agh! You got that in my eyes!
Math: Where do you come from?
Blitzo: What?
He then slapped him.
Math: What? What is the country you come from? Do they speak English in What?
Blitzo: What?
He then slapped him again.
Math: Say what again!? Say what again Motherfucker!? I Dare you! A Double fucking dare you!
Blitzo: Okay Can I have the Good Cop?
Just then A Bullet was shot in his Arm by Mine.
Blitzo: What the hell was that!?
Math: I am the good cop!
Moxxie: Look sir maybe I can talk us out of this. Look I understand your all Kind people and me, My Wife, and our Boss would Like to-
Mine: Wife? You got A Wife like that? You're Just some Weak Bitch Boy! Hahahaha!
Moxxie: I... We... Uh...
He then slumped over in depression as Millie defended him.
Millie: Hey He may not be strong physically but emotionally he's the strongest Man I ever met so shut the fuck up!
Akane: Don't worry, If I slash their ears off they will Talk.
Y/n: That Won't be Needed.
You then walked in, looking sort of Pissed.
Y/n: Alright if you all don't tell me where you come from, I will personally dispatch you, But no the guy and the girl. They seem Nice.
Blitzo: Oh, Fuck off!
Y/n: Stardust Finger!!
Blitzo: AAGH! MY EYE! YOU POKED ME EYE!
Y/n: And There's A Lot more to come from.
Math: Why don't you Just use Heaven's door?
Y/n: I Like the Torture Aspect sometimes.
Just then Loona Ran in Pretty Much Worried.
Loona: Blitzo!
Y/n: Wait how did you get in?
Loona: Your Mom Let me in, she's Looks...
Y/n: Adorable?
Loona: Yeah, Lets say that.
Blitzo: Loonie what are you doing here!? I told you to lure him away from us! I don't want you getting Hurt!
Y/n: Wait, what is-?
Loona: He's My Adoptive Dad but I don't call him that.
She then Turned back into her True form.
Y/n: Aww, You Look so Cute~ Like A True Inu~! By the way An Inu is A Dog Girl.
Loona: (Blushing) O-Oh Thanks...
Blitzo: Wait A Second... OH HELL NO!
The Imp then Began to Rant Loudly about His Precious Baby girl and You being A Daughter stealer when Moxxie spoke up.
Moxxie: Sir, we should Probably stop here. We don't stand A Chance at this Rate.
Blitzo: UGH! Fine! We'll go!
Y/n: I should at least Pay you for your Troubles. Here have A 100K. That sounds good.
Blitzo: Yeah Geez, Thanks It's not A Million dollars...
Loona: Ugh, Just Be Nice.
Soon You had Created A Portal for them to go back to Hell as they soon Left A Little worse for Wear and of course you got A Kiss on the cheek from Loona and Her Number.
