Luke: "Hey Luke who called?" Calum asks, wiggling his eyebrows "(Y/N)" Luke says with a goofy smile on his face
"oh your little 'snuggly muffin' right?" Ashton snickers "oh Lukeypoo, I miss you so much!" Michael squeals in a girly voice "but I miss you more my little hunny bunny" Calum says in a deep voice "no I miss you more Lukepook" "nuh uh! I miss you more babycakes"
"we don't do that!" Luke grumbles, the others laugh and nod "right of course you don't" Ashton grins.
Calum: "dude you are so whipped" Luke snorts, as Calum comes back downstairs "am not!" he cries indignantly "you literally just sprinted all the way upstairs to check on her because she sneezed in her sleep" Michael laughs "well there's no tissues in our room! I had to get her a box just in case" he mutters, blush creeping up his neck
the boys erupt into laughter "if you don't call that whipped then you're mad" Ashton chuckles "I swear to god, you're like the idol boyfriend, you wait on her hand and foot" Luke adds
"yeah, if she asked you to chop off your leg and eat it, you'd do it without a second thought!" Michael says, still laughing "I'm not whipped!" Calum insists, making the boys laugh harder "whatever helps you sleep at night Cal" Luke teases, a smirk on his face.
Michael: "So Mikeywikey, (Y/N) is pretty hot, she's got a nice pair of tits on her dontcha think" Luke grins "don't forget her ass, and paired with that tiny waist, she puts Kim Kardashian to shame" Calum adds, an evil smirk on his face "or those lips, I bet she gives the best head in like the world, plus those long long legs, imagine what she can do with those" Ashton says, closing his eyes
"I'm not listening to you guys!" Michael yells, sticking his fingers in his ears "next time we see her, I'm gonna find out if she wants to go down under with a proper Aussie" Luke chuckles, winking at Michael
"alright, that's enough" Michael shouts, glaring at them "we're just having a laugh Mikey, we know she's yours" Calum grins, Michael rolls his eyes and goes back to his video game.
Ashton: "Wow Ash, purple really suits you" Michael teases, flicking one of the dark lovebites on Ashton's neck "ow! Don't do that!" he groans "so Ash, you had fun last night eh?" Luke chuckles, flicking another lovebite "ouch! That hurts you guys! Stop!" Ashton grumbles, covering his neck with his hands
"it's your fault for letting your little animal near you" Calum snickers, lifting up Ashton's shirt to reveal a ton of scratches down his back "Cal!" he whines, moving away "I bet he banged her harder than those drums" Luke laughs, making Ashton blush.
