Michael: You-*Hey babe, could you please buy me a pack of tampons on your way back home?*
Ashton-*This is Ashton lol you might wanna be more careful next time you send a message, but I'll be sure to tell Mikey*
You- *Sorry Ash! It's the period brain*
Ashton- *TMI TMI*
Calum: You- *Will you be home soon baby? Because I think you should know that there's a naked woman lying in your bed waiting for you*
Michael- *I think the two of you should get started, and Cal should be joining you shortly, btw this is Michael and that was hilarious*
You- *Oh jeez I'm so sorry Mikey, you better not tell anyone about this you little shit*
Michael- *Don't worry, it'll be between me you and the naked lady in Calum's bed*
You- *Haha you think you're so funny dontcha?*
Michael- *Funny enough to show this to Cal, Ash and Luke ;)*
Ashton: You- *You left some pretty mean bruises on me last night babe ;)*
Luke- *Huh?*
You- *I'm all sore, you'll have to go easy tonight*
Luke- *I think you might want to check who you're messaging*
You- *Oh god Luke! This is embarrassing!*
Luke: *Yeah...and Ash said he'll be more gentle :/*
You: *You showed this to Ashton???? Are you insane??? Now we'll never hear the end of it!!*
Luke: You-*Hey Lukey, how's everything on tour? I went for a check up today and guess what??? We're having a boy!! Yeah, I wish you were there, it was incredible :) nearly cried ha. Miss you!*
Calum- *I can't believe you guys are having a boy!!! This is so cool holy shit! Oh yeah it's Cal by the way, not Luke, but I'll show him the message, he's gonna be so happy! But ahhhh a boy congrats!! I can't believe I'm gonna be an uncle!!!"
Me- *Oh sorry Cal, but yeah a boy! Looking forward to the long nights and dirty diapers lmfao, dw Luke and I will leave you and the guys a few diapers to change ;)*
