Ashton: She has a cocktail umbrella behind her ear and a beer can in her hand, laughing wildly as she dances atop the kitchen table, the guys around her egg her on, and I can't say I blame them, she's sexy as all hell and extremely drunk
She's pulled her dress off now and it looks like she's going for the bra next, and I want to watch, I want to be a perv and watch her strip, but she's vulnerable, I can tell from the mascara tracks on her cheeks that she's been crying, and that's why she's stripping on the kitchen table at a frat party
I'm guessing she's been dumped, oh and there goes the bra, I hurry over to the table and yank her down, much to the displeasure of the frat boys, I lead her through the crowd towards the back door, past what I call 'makeoutville', and into the garden
I dodge behind a tree and turn to face her "why are you stopping? We haven't found our parents" she snaps, peering behind me "what?" I snort "you know like spy kids! Our parents dude! They'll die! We gotta find them!" She explains shrilly, looking around more frantically, her breasts bouncing invitingly
"This isn't spy kids, now cover up or something" I mutter "no! Our parents! They'll die!" She screams "this isnt sp-you know what? Our parents are safe, yeah, I sent agent 007 to get them earlier" I say quickly, a serene smile spreads over her face and she sits down on the grass
"You are so wasted" I groan, she giggles sluggishly and raises her finger to her lips "shh it's a secret" she whispers, I tug off my jacket and drape it around her shoulders before dropping onto the cool grass next to her
Immediately she's straddling me, her lips on my neck "hey hey hey, come on!" I exclaim, grabbing her shoulders and holding her at arms length "whaddya do that for?" I cry, but her attention is already elsewhere and she is humming the spy kids tune under her breath
"Where do you live?" I ask, desperate to get rid of her before she attacks me again, because if she does, I'm not going to be able to control myself, and we're both going to wake up tomorrow with a ton of regrets
"In a pineapple under the sea" she giggles, I sigh and roll my eyes "okay, I'll take you home, but you gotta promise not to try anything, or else you'll wake up pregnant" I warn her, she nods and I pull her to her feet, and together we make our way back to my apartment.
Michael: I open my eyes slowly to the sound of retching in the bathroom and I stand up, tugging my sweatpants on, my back is stinging with pain and my neck is covered in hickeys
I lurch towards the bathroom and see the girl from last night crouched over the toilet, I kneel beside her and pull her hair out of her face
"I feel like crap...why aren't you throwing up?" she groans "well some of us can handle alcohol better than others" I smirk, she groans louder and slumps against the bathroom wall, her face a pale green
"Would you like some water erm...friend?" I ask, unable to remember her name "it's (Y/N) and yeah, I would" she mutters, rubbing her forehead "alright... (Y/N)...and would you like any breakfast?" I grin, she nods and I trail off to make her some food.
Luke: "Now come on, let's get you home sweetie" I coo, pulling at her arm, she shakes her head and pulls herself free, running down the road "I'm Batman, and I shan't listen to puny people like you" she screams
"C'mon just get in the car" I plead "shan't" she huffs, crossing her arms and pouting like a child "just get in the car (Y/N)" I beg "ooh there's two of you! Luke there's two of you! Luke did you know there's two of you?" She slurs, staring at me, her eyes unfocused
"Yes that's very nice, the two of us are going to go home and we'll just leave you behind" I say with a smirk "no! No Lukey don't leave me! We can all go home together and we can have a threesome!" She insists, wriggling into the cab
I sigh and roll my eyes "yes exactly, that's why I was calling you all along" I mutter "ooh you're kinky Luke" she giggles, she lays her head in my lap and a minute later she's fast asleep, her mouth hanging open a tiny bit.
Calum: I wake up to the groans of someone next to me, and after checking I see a gorgeous young girl, her eyes closed, naked and very hungover "good morning babe" I mutter, my voice scratchy from sleep
She whimpers and I chuckle "headache?" I ask, she nods and I reach into my night table to get her a painkiller, she gives me a small smile and swallows it "you thrown up yet?" I ask, she nods and I press my palm to her warm forehead
"You had quite a bit to drink last night" I smirk "ugh, I feel terrible, I'm hungover and sore" she grumbles "sorry about that, I tend to get a little rough" I laugh, trailing my fingers over the hickeys on her neck
"Do you wanna stay over? Just y'know to sleep it off?" I ask tentatively, she nods, smiling "that would be nice...uh thanks" she giggles "no problem" I murmur, and kiss her forehead softly.
