MY BAD GUYS I FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS I'VE HAD A BUSY WEEK
"Oh don't act all high and mighty! You slept with Barbara before our wedding!" Starfire yelled.
"Kori you fucked my brother and then let him wear my clothes afterwards!"
"Not while we were together," she defended.
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER-"
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From the Davick Villain AU
"Hey, how come you don't call him Daddy anymore? I'm not complaining but still," Jason asked after noticing the change. They were on one of their monthly outings together where Jason solved a crime and if anyone ended up dead, the blame fell on his chaotic partner in crime. Dick was just happy to be there and talk to him without the brooding figure of Bruce wading over them. The question brought on a thoughtful look on the acrobat's face as he watched his lover go back inside. He hummed to himself and turned to Jason. "Calling him that kept things casual. I didn't want another Wally when we first met. I needed a bodyguard and someone to keep me company."
"So now you two are more of an item?" he questioned. Dick smiled softly. There was adoration in it. It was the smile he'd once seen flashed at Wally. Similar but not identical to the one he shared with Damian. A smile he'd seen when he did something good. It'd been a while since he'd seen it. That wasn't to say Dick didn't smile. In fact, he smiled more often these days but it was a different type of smile. "We always were but neither of us wanted to admit it. We've both got our hang-ups but I'd die a thousand times over for that man."
"Well, don't be getting yourself killed now." Dick rolled his eyes.
"Of course not. I've got far too much to do."
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"Why did you call a family meeting?" Damian asked.
"To cover my bases. I've got a new girlfriend," Dick announced. The family stared at him, not seeing why it required a meeting. "And given the history of this family, I need to make one thing clear. Please do not kiss or fuck my girlfriend whether we're together or not because I am at my fucking limit."
"Why would we even do that?" Tim asked.
"I don't know let's ask Bruce who kissed Babs when she was nineteen! Or we can ask Jason who got with both Barbara and Kori!" Attention turned to the men who shifted uncomfortably.
"In our defence, most of that has been retconned and not canon anymore."
"In my defence, I don't want to see my ex become my step mum or sister in law!"
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TW: TRANSPHOBIA
"It was so funny. Bruce was so concussed he thought it was a woman when it was actually a dude!" Dick bristled at the language as did everyone around him who heard Hal's story. The happy atmosphere of the room suddenly dropped and all eyes were on him. "What?"
"She was a woman and I never referred to her as anything other than a woman," Bruce stated sternly. He stood by his ward who looked vastly uncomfortable, backed up by a small army of supers. They all gave him that look of you fucked up.
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Robin one shot part 3!
FanfictionI uh I've officially made too many of these Dick Grayson will be here in all his forms so if you like him then you'll love these I take requests just pm me them so I can see it better and don't lose the comment also the cover was made by @Jenny_Myth...
