Imagines and Preferences: Book 1

Preference: Roasted | Supernatural

Creds to SquishyMishy02 for the last two.

Summary: You roast the boys of Supernatural.

QOTP: Can you savagely roast Sam Winchester?

Word Count: 345

Castiel -
Cas just said something stupid about a human thing he didn't understand (again), and you just looked at him for a while before declaring, "Even Blue has more clues than you, Cas."

Dean laughs quietly and shakes his head while Sam chuckles.

"ROASTED!" you shout. Cas looks at you confused.

You explain, "It's a term for when you insult someone. Again, even Blue."

"But I thought that term was 'BURN'?"

"That's kinda outdated, Cas. Who told you that?"

"Kelso..."

"... You really need to step away from the Netflix, Blue."

Dean -
Yes, kids: Dean has finally gotten an iPhone. He blatantly refused to get one for ages, mostly because he didn't know how he'd pay for it monthly and all that. Well, he figured that out.

Now he just has to figure out how to work it.

He's in the library while you're in the bedroom. He texts you, 'Am I doing this right?'

'Yes, sweetheart. Yes you are.' you reply.

After a minute, he texts back. 'Where are the emojis Cas likes to use?'

'Little button next to the numbers.'

'Oh.'

Five minutes later, you receive these:

'What is THIS? 🤑'

'And THIS? 🤡'

'AND THIS? 👹'

You send back, 'DEAN I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE YOU INTO AN EMOJI!'

'haha very funny 👺'

Sam -
You wake up next to Sam in a motel room. Dean is on the other bed. You finished a hunt last night and were all too tired to drive back to the bunker.

Not long after you wake up, Sam does, too. And then he starts laughing, which wakes up Dean. And then Dean starts laughing.

"What?" you ask.

Sam tries to catch his breath. "Y-Your hair! It-It's a mess!"

You glare at him for a solid five seconds, then reply, "You're one to talk; if your hair gets any longer people are gonna start calling you Chewbacca."

Dean laughs so hard he falls out of bed.