The Logbook Pt. 2

Kwazii Annoyance

There's always this one thing that's able to annoy one person on the Octopod and put them in a bad mood for hours. 

No, it's not ALWAYS Kwazii. It's only Kwazii 90% of the time. It's random other things the other 10% of the time.

For Tweak, it's Kwazii about 99.9999999999999999...% of the time, the other 0.00000000000......1 % of the time is the slight annoyance she feels when Shellington crashes it. She can never be too mad at him cos he's so genuinely sorry and wants to help her in any way he can, but she's often furious with Kwazii for crashing the Gup, trashing the Launch Bay, or whatever thing he did.

In fact, Kwazii has a talent for annoying anyone and everyone within half an hour. He'll start on the easiest people to annoy (Tweak...) Then he'll move on to the nicer people. 

Shellington will very politely to leave, and politely insist on him leaving while shoving him out cos Shellington doesn't want to cause a nuclear disaster. 

Peso will very nicely give him a "job" to do that'll keep him busy for a while, and then very nicely ask him to watch the kids for a while, which he's only too happy to do. 

Dashi will ask him if he has anything else he can be doing and then give him suggestions on what he can do, threaten to give him chores if he doesn't leave her alone, basically everything she does to her sisters to get them to leave her alone. 

The Captain will tolerate it for as long as he can before offering to play around 50 table tennis matches with Kwazii to tire him out enough so he can't annoy anyone. The Captain is the one person who can handle a hyper Kwazii at least 50% of the time.

If Kwazii goes to Inkling complaining that he's bored, Inkling will take pity on him and read him a story, but if the kids have annoyed him enough, he'll just make Kwazii listen to a lesson he wanted to teach the kids, and lecture him until he nearly passes out because of boredom. 

The cute baby Vegimals will only hug Kwazii cos they're so happy that he came to see them, and then gives him as much food as he can carry and lets him help them in the kitchen while he cradles them in his arms.

The second Kwazii steps foot into the Launch Bay, Tweak is already telling him to get out. When he doesn't and begins annoying her, tools and anything else she can get her hands on are thrown at him.