Drarry Oneshots

Cock

“Hey Draco,” Harry murmured into Draco’s ear as he sat down on the arm of Draco’s chair. 

Draco glanced up at his boyfriend. Harry’s voice sounded different. Seductive. 

“Hey Harry.” Draco’s voice was light, but worried. 

“What are you doing?” Harry’s lips brushed over his ear as he spoke. 

Draco shivered. “I’m sitting. And reading.”

Harry slowly reached out and took the book away from Draco, setting it on his nightstand. 

“Harry...?”

“I have something better you can do,” Harry’s voice was soft and seductive. 

“W-what?” Draco was confused and nervous. 

“You can play with my cock.”

“WHAT?” Draco choked on air. 

“I want to give you my cock, Draco.” Harry was smirking at him as Draco jumped up from his chair. 

“We agreed that we would wait! I’m not ready for that kind of thing!”

“I know, but...” Harry’s eyes were hooded. “I just couldn’t wait.”

“Harry, I don’t want-“

Suddenly, a noise that sounded like a screeching goose cut him off. 

Draco screamed as a rooster ran out at him. 

Harry fell backwards off the arm of the chair laughing at Draco. 

“This is what you- I hate you!” Draco shouted, laughing. 

Harry couldn’t breathe, he was laughing so hard. 

“What the fuck, Harry?!” Draco laughed. “Did you actually go and buy a fucking rooster just to do that to me?”

Harry spoke between giggles. 

“Borrowed- from Hagrid- worth it- look on your face-“ And he fell backwards again, cracking up. 

Draco was laughing too, tears of laughter streaming down his face at the absurdity of the situation. 

Harry wrapped an arm around Draco’s shoulders, still giggling slightly. 

“You know I would never force you into something you didn’t want to do, Dray.” His green eyes sparkled with happiness. 

Draco shook his head, laughing. “You’re an asshole.”

“You love meee,” Harry said, leaning on Draco. Draco laughed. 

“Yeah, I do.”