Blaise: *filming*
Pansy: *holding curling iron*
Draco: *singing* *grabs curling iron* *screams*
Draco, handing out balloons: I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Snape, taking a balloon: I don't have one either
Harry: *jumps out at draco*
Draco: *defensive position* I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'm not even worried about it.
Blaise at 3am: *pours water on Pansy's face*
Pansy: hello?
Seamus, drunk at 1 in the morning: hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla!
Harry, age twelve, pulling the sword out of the hat to stab the diary: wELL, when life gives you lemons
Draco: oh sorry, i fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!
Harry/Hermione/Pansy: go back to sleep. AND STARVE.
Ron at 2am: *playing piano*
Harry: *dancing*
Voldemort: you better watch out, you better watch out, you BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH out
Harry: welcome to physics! (Potions)
Snape: *sets something on fire*
Draco: *high-pitched screaming*
Harry: HOLY MOTHER
Draco, not understanding Muggle things: Road work ahead? Uh, yeAh, I sure hope it does!
Ron, about George: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less.
Sirius: lemme see what you have!
Harry: A KNIFE!
Sirius: NO!
Dean: *filming*
Ron: *making sound effects*
Seamus: bop it! Twist it! Pull it!
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Drarry Oneshots
FanfictionOriginal Drarry one-shots written by yours truly MAJOR WARNING: there are stories that involve sex, suicide, murder, and other mature themes! I don't put trigger warnings in the beginning of my chapters, but I'm warning you here. If you are easily...
