Drarry Oneshots

Bitch Slapped

Draco hated Blaise Zabini.

Seven years of friendship crashed and burned the second Blaise started flirting with Harry Potter.

Not because Draco was spiteful.

He was jealous.

Draco had been crushing on Harry all year, and he didn't know how to tell him. He had told Blaise, and what had Blaise done?

He walked up to Harry and told him his ass was divine.

Which wasn't a lie, but still, what the fuck?

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Harry was in the eighth year Common Room, just playing with Ginny's new cat, when Blaise came downstairs.

"Oh hello," Blaise said, voice lower than usual.

"Hi Blaise!" Harry replied brightly.

"Has anyone ever told you you're like sex on legs?"

Harry blinked several times. "Excuse me?"

"God, your body is so... Sexy. It takes everything in me not to pounce on you and have my way with you."

"Blaise..."

Blaise stepped forward, lightly tracing Harry's arms with the tips of his fingers.

"So fucking gorgeous..." he murmured.

"I don't - what?" Harry couldn't wrap his mind around what was happening.

"Harry, darling, let me have my way with you."

"What does that mean?" Harry asked innocently.

Blaise's fingers were running along his jawline now. "I can show you..."

"Would it hurt?" Harry asked. "What's going to happen?"

"You'll see. I won't let it hurt."

Blaise's fingers were undoing the top button of Harry's shirt when the door opened.

"For fuck's sake!" Blaise cried, turning around.

"What's happening here?" Draco asked with raised eyebrows.

"Blaise is going to have his way with me, whatever that means," Harry replied brightly.

Draco choked. "He's going to what?! Harry, do you know what that means?"

Harry frowned. "No. But he said it won't hurt, so I'm alright with it."

"Harry it means he's going to have sex with you."

Blaise was frowning at Draco. Harry stepped back, eyes wide.

"What?"

Draco glared at him. "The fuck is wrong with you, Zabini?"

"You're just jealous, you've wanted Potter since sixth year."

"And you didn't want him until I told you!"

"Of course I did, that just gave me incentive!"

"What, the fact that you thought you could have someone I couldn't?"

"You can't!"

"You didn't even tell him what it meant!"

"Stop it!" Harry yelled. Both boys went silent, staring at him.

"You both... Have crushes on me?"

Both boys nodded, Blaise smirking and Draco staring at the floor with a blush on his face.

Harry considered this for a moment.

Then he turned to Blaise, a slow smile on his face as he grew closer to the smirking boy.

And bitch slapped him.

Then he spun around, lifted Draco's head, and kissed him.

He heard Blaise yelling, but honestly, he was just making up for lost time.