Right Kind Of Wrong

bitches be crazy !!

After the movie Jay and I are in the car .. he says I'm starving let's go to waffle house . Jay we just ate !! He says let me eat ! He smiles at me .. OK I say .. we are sitting in waffle house the waitress says hi my name is ........ we look at her she is looking at Jay ..not speaking .. Jay flashes her his million dollar smile and she turns red .. oh umm.. I'm Stacey .. what can I get you to drink she ask Jay ..he says orange juice . She looks at me .. I'll have the mocha latte .. she walks away .. Jay is looking at his menu . I'm looking at him like ummmmm. Ummmmm. This bitch lost her way.. Jay looks up at me over his menu .. and smiles . Then raises his eye brow.. I chose not to comment .. he says u OK baby yes I'm fine thanks .. he smiles hard . I pretend to ignore him .. I look in my purse and find 4 quarters I walk to the juke box .. I'm looking threw the songs when I see one that makes me think of Jay .. I look over at Jay .. the waitress troll is back with our drinks . She all up on the table .. dam hoe! Thirsty ? I laugh .. girls always throw them selves at Jay. Ud think I'd be use to it by now .. I'm NOT !! But it is what it is .. I've picked 4 songs and Sat back down across from Jay at the table . He reaches for my hand . I hold his hand across the table , making certain not to make eye contact with the troll. She is staring a dam whole in Jays head .. it's way obvious! !! Way !!! But OK I can play this game .. he's looking in my eyes I say does ur head feel hot ? He says no why ? Because I figure the Lazer eyes should be heating ur brain by now .. he laughs .. I say do not laugh at me boy . She about to get it .. he laughs. He says baby I'm fine as hell. . I say I know ,but mine ! He says yes !! He says we can make this very fun .. I say OK .. when the troll returns Jay says when we get home tonight as she's getting to the table .. she says ummm. Do u know what u want to eat ? Jay peers up at her with the same dam look he does to me .. I know she just creamed her jeans !! Jay says I want the steak dinner well done with fries and a chocolate chip waffle .. please ... his please was a lol to sweet . He's flirting with her .. omg!!!! She finally looks at me and smiles so big. What would u like ? I'm thinking so smack that smile off ur face .. but I smile right back just as big .. and say I'll have another coffee and a chocolate chip waffle ,extra chips ! And a glass of ice water please .. I say it just like Jay did ... she catches my drift . Quick ! She's gone .. Jay says ur so mean. That poor girl is just trying to do her job .. he laughs .. so am I .. I say .. he raises his eye brow at me .. ur mine , and it's my job to let the thirsty trolls of the world know that !! He laughs .. why she gotta be all that ? He ask .. hell if I know , why don't u beg her to tell ya . Jay looks at me hard .. he says play along and bugs his eyes out at me. I'm gonna play alright a fucking tune for the cops on the way to jail !! Jay is laughing so hard .. he says ur so sexy when ur mad and jealous! I'm not jealous! You belong to me .. respect that ! He says dam reeee. And does his best cat claw hand at me .. I laugh .. the Joker smile troll is back .with my coffee . She says would u like anything else to drink to oh mr. Snicker pants over there .. he says water . But never looks up at her... she walks off being all pissy pants now. . You ain't mad is u ?? When she comes back Jay is saying I'm gonna fu... she sets the water on the table and hesitates .. Jay looks straight at me .. she storms off again .. I think u are pissing off the troll.. he leans up on the table close to me .. he says it's gonna get way worse . Bring it ..I'm tell him . . I always do baby . She walks up to the table with our food . She serves Jay first .. then almost drop my waffle ,I guess the two extra chips was too much for her to handle .. she says can I get u some steak sauce sir? Jay says do u want me to have steak sauce dear ? No it bad for u . I say to him .. he laughs. The wife says no .. she half smiled and walked away .. he says good thing I don't eat that shit.. I know u don't .. he says ur getting better . I say I haven't even begun ..