Right Kind Of Wrong

daddy advice part two

Two hours later we decide it's time to get outta here , Joe who has been eating all day says he's starving. Wow boys eat a lot who knew .. not me I grew up in a house with all females ..Jay pulls up to a chili's while we are waiting on our food to arrive Tammie says come on Mel I have to pee. . Joe says why can't woman go pee alone ? Jay says yeah what's up with that ? I wink at them and say I'll never tell... while in the bathroom Tammie informs me she is late ... my face must say shock !! How late ? Like 7 days .. oh shit.. hey Tammie did the health dept. Ever call u. I ask. Yes ,they did I'm all good . She tells me. .yeah me too. I say. Tammie we need to buy a test ... I tell my friend , she has her sad face on .. but agrees with me. When we get back to the table our food has arrived and Jay has his guilty face on .. what are u doing I ask him .. he's smiling real big .. Joe says he's popular! I look around and see two girls staring at us . Jay says shut up to Joe .. Tammie says who are the hoe's Jay says I went to church with them. I'm like choking on my food. .. Jay in church ? Jay says the church girls they ain't all good ..or all bad .and then shakes his head like mmmm wow . I point my fork at him , warning him. He laughs .. on the way home Tammie ask Jay can we stop at the dollar store.. we go in and buy the test .. when we get home Jay brings in all my bags and say u like to shop hope your husband makes really good money one day ... I laugh at him .. he says come on as he is taking the bags to our room. He pulls out the two bags he had that I didn't see what he bought. One of them has the blanket I wanted I freak out jayyy awwwww . He smiles . The other bag had like 6 scarves in it .. awwwww they are beautiful! ! He says I love you and kisses my cheek . I'm so in aww of this guy he's so sweet. . I'm so in love with this blanket !! So soft . I go to wash it and Tammie comes in the laundry room. . She's telling me I need to take that test Mel .. I'm like OK . She's come with me. 5 Mins.. later she NOT pregnant !! Yay .. we do the happy dance !! Rick comes home ,we are all sitting around the dining room table . Rick ask what did we do today. . Joe says these two females drug us threw the flea market all day. Rick laughs . Rick explains to the guys all men get stuck at the mall or flea market, or crafts market .. we all laugh.. Joe says no more. I'm putting my foot down .. Rick says u gonna be lonely man lonely. .. we all laugh. Joe is on a roll.. he go's on To say I'm ain't letting no woman tell me what to do .. I'm in control here ..he's laughing. . Tammie says I like u in control.. we are laughing. . I look at Tammie and inform her she is stupid crazy !! Jay has his question face on .. what ? I'm not letting no man control me !! I state firmly .. Rick chimes in. Here's the deal woman want a man to be dominant, not controlling . I tell the guys to take notes .. Rick laughs .. Rick says. Woman want u to take control in two situations .. in the bedroom ,and in a bad situation. Like if something happens when u r out some where and a guy says something rude or mean to you . Tammie and I agree completely. Rick says other then that u fellas have to learn to let her have her way .Jay smiles.. Jay says so dad u think men should be in control in the bedroom ? Rick says let me break this down for u . Jay is smiling so hard .. woman want u to take charge in the bedroom , they want you to be the one to lead them .. show them ur a man ! But u have to be sensitive about it in a loving way . Tammie and I look like major loons we are shaking our head in total agreement. . Jay is smiling he knows dam well he's got that down .. Joe is like imma let her know what she's gonna do in every situation! The bedroom and anywhere else .. Rick just laughs at Joe. .. Tammie chimes in. Awwwwww Joe u are gonna be lonely .. we are all bust out laughing. . Rick says u have to choose do u want a wife or control I promise you can't have both .. Rick says you have to let them live there life the way they choose . You can not control them in every sense.. they will run .. I smile at Jay. . He takes my hand under the table and squeezes it . Two hours later , the four of us are on the couch watching tv.. Jay has been making the s shape on my thigh for a while . It's driving me crazy .in a good way .. Tammie says she's ready to get home she was almost a sleep .. I was fading .. but the tight feeling in my belly won't allow me to sleep . When they leave we lock up ,I go get my new blanket out of the dryer . Omg I love this blanket. When we get in our room I take my clothes off and go to put on my pj's .. Jay looks at me very seriously and says what are u doing ? Ummm putting my bed clothes on ..... he says stop I want u naked , I don't like it when u come to bed in clothes . I say. Hmm. Well I can't stay naked all the time .. I'm laughing. . He says maybe u didn't hear my dad correctly IM IN CHARGE IN HERE . You do what I  say woman .. finally he bust out laughing. . Now that I'm dressed . I crawl on the bed . And Jay has changed into his sweat pants .. he looks at me ,baby I did have fun today.