Right Kind Of Wrong

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The next morning I wake up to my sister knocking on my door .. she says get up .. I look at the clock , it's 8:38 am. Jay is out ! I get out the bed , go pee and join my entire family in the kitchen 20 people here .. I grab my coffee cup and fill it up. I sit down at the table and light a cig and drink my coffee . I look at Dee and say I need to talk to u and mom like soon ... she says come on... we walk in mom's room and Dee says mom we need to talk .. mom looks at me , she says are you pregnant? NO ! I say .. Dee says I thought that's what you were gonna say too. She giggles... I explained what had happen while my face has to be 100 shades of red ... my mom says it's not a disorder Melanie .. I laugh. She's says it's rare but it does happen to some women it's OK .. Dee... says not to me !! I laugh . Mom says maybe it's a family thing .. I look at her and she laughs .. omg way more then I need to know about my mom !!!!! Oh wow .. OK .. I have to leave on this note .. when I return to the kitchen Jay is sitting at the table .. he looks at me and smiles like he has won the lottery and married a porn Starr .. but his face is a Lil red too. So of course my brother in law says are u knocked up ?? Jay and I both yell NO !! Why do people keep asking that .. I say !! Roger says well something is up .. you and Dee just had to go talk to ur mom .. and Jason is all red faced .. get this boy some water ! Says Roger .. Jay just fell over in his hands and is laughing uncontrollable! ! I put my head on the counter top . I'm so embarrassed! ! I look up at Jay and he's unable to move his hands from his face .. Dee announced to the whole family. Melanie is a squirter! Jay is almost in The floor he cant.. I die !! I can't even .. I scream at Dee !!! Shut up .. Rick walks over to Jay who has finally looked up ... Rick high fives Jay !!! I just cringed so hard .. I'm so done... Jay looks at me and says I love you .. Roger says if he didn't before he dam sure does now . Jay high fives him. Roger says u know Melanie I always said u was my favorite sis in law .. I say not with Dee's crotch .. he says no with urs hers don't do that ... we all laugh .. .. after we have breakfast. .and I'm mortified , and idolized! ! I'm done talking about it .. Jay walks in the bed room , I'm sitting at my vanity getting ready .. I'm going to get my new car today !! Jay can't go he's gotta go help his grandfather today .. when Rick and I pull up at the car dealer ship ..he has trained me not to overly love anything or we will not get a good deal ...we are at a Honda dealer . I look around a sales man walks up hi can I help u ?Rick says we are looking for her first car . They shake hands . We walk around outside looking at cars . The salesman says you should look at the civic it's perfect starter car . We look at 4 different ones .. 2 of them are loaded . Everything. One is a nice blue color . And the other is white .. I like the blue one . It's a girly blue . Light with some flecks of something it's shiny ..I open the door and the new car smell hits u hard . Yes. I love this car .. I check it out hard. The salesman says u wanna test drive it .. I shake my head yes.. Rick says OK them .. I get in the drivers seat .. and I'm really falling for this car .. it's nice !! I drive it around a few blocks . Yes I really like this car.. we negotiate for over two hours! ! I have exactly 16,000 in the bank . The sticker Said 15,499 but Rick says we can do better . After talking with the manager Rick Said cash money today 13,000 . Two hours later I'm signing the papers for my very first car which is brand new .!!!!! I hug Rick so hard . Yes I'm happy ..I'm over the moon !! Rick says we need to go show grandpa .. yes we do !! We go straight to grandpa's .. when we pull up I don't see Jays car .but we go in and grandpa's says hey sweetheart .. I look at him shy .. he says did we get a car ? I say yes we did ..he walks outside with me .. he says nice !! He's a man so he had to kick the tires per say .. he looks it over ...