Right Kind Of Wrong

hyena

I have made all the food and placed it on the table. That was set by Tammie. Joe is here and is joining us for dinner. Kinda looking like a couples dinner. We are 16 yrs old . .. is this strange. Well the life we live is very strange. Not ur typical house hold I can promise.  We all sit down make our plates and start to eat. Joe is saying these are so dam good. Melanie ur gonna be a great chef one day. I nod at him and say thanks. Jay is shaking his head in agreement.  And Tammie is trying to eat all proper in front of Joe. I smile at her. She knows I know. And I know she knows I still can't looks at mr. Pssshhhhh. I haven't looked him in the eye all evening. Tammie is talking about the up coming school talent show and ask if I know what I'm gonna do yet. Before I can finish swollowing my food to answer her . Jay says I think she should do a stand up routine . I die and start laughing and semi choking ..  and Joe is super confused because Tammie is giving her hyena /monkey mating call laugh it's all. And Jay has his smug face on.  When Tammie and I get it back. Joe still has his question face on. Jay says hey Melanie. U can call it confessions from the sea creature ...  omg ! Tammie can't breath and is now leaving the table.  I look at Joe and Inform him that I had said some things today to a friend. And that oh peeping Tom looking ass over there was listening at that back door. Joe is laughing. .. Jay says oh man u would have paid to be right beside me .. Joe is confused again. I look at him and say I said somethings about Jay that were "top secret" oh Joe is now getting the pic ... Joe says that's no secret ! We all know u wanna jump him.  I die . OK. I've been friends with Joe for like 4 yrs. We dated at one point and got kinda hot and heavy .. so maybe he just sees it from that stand point. Maybe this is not public knowledge. ..  Jay looks pretty pleased with this statement.  Joe says. Oh don't get excited dude better men have FAILED  !! Jay laughs out loud . And says we'll see. .  Joe says I mean I didn't ...but .. Jay looks at Joe. Like whatchu talkin bout willis !!  And my face is screaming to Joe please don't. And Tammie is now back and has most of this conversation.  She doesn't know what to say.  Jay looks at me smirking ..Melanie does not have her V card ?? He says. Tammie corrects Jay. Platinum V card !!  Jay hasn't took his eyes off mine. OK OK. .. I can explain ... Jays face says I can't wait. ..without a word. .  I feel my soul being sucked threw a coffee straw . Joe and I dated a few yrs. Ago . We attempted to have sex once. Jay is all ears. We tried .. but we didn't complete the act.   I say. I feel that this should suffice for an explanation.  Joe didn't feel the same.  I could get no more then the head in.   Super tight. .. I die. Head on the table. Elmo shaking again.  Dead. Tammies monkeys are mating again.  Jay has the ..  gotcha! Face on. He fully understands ..  he's smiling like a dam loon tho. I can't take it no longer. I stand pick my plate up and take it to the sink. I bring the tea pitcher back with me and fill all four glasses. I take the other plates and deliver them to the sink. I glance at the clock out of habit. Knowing full well mom will not be back till tomorrow night. It's 8:40pm. Tammie has recovered and is now able to talk again. Mel. I'm so sry. Joe is not one to keep a secret .she smacks him. He looks at me. .. I'm sry. Hell everyone knows I didn't know it was on the DL from pretty boy.  He laughs . Jay says according to Melanie I cause the sprinkler system to malfunction. . Correction. I said causes it to figure out its life purpose! Jay says I remember the day I figured out what Lil j 's purpose in life was. ..  Jay and Joe laugh hard.  I can't even .. Tammie chimes in with .. what disappoint. .. and Jay has his O . Omg face on. And is laughing so hard he sounds like Darth Vader on a ventilator. I am doing the Elmo again. Joe is stund to say the very least.  But comes back with that's ur dick sucking skills. .  No more. No more .  I ask them if they want some apple pie . Store bought so don't get excited. But we have ice cream. .  Jay winks at me. I cut the pie put each piece on the plate and warm them in the microwave and place vanilla ice cream on top .  When I place the plate in front of him. He says this smells like u.  I look at him and say huh .. confused face . He looks at Tammie and says. She smells like vanilla huh. Tammie isn't sure of what to say. So frustrated Jay says oh come on. U spoon with her way more then I do. She smells like vanilla