Sasuke Uchiha in Harry Potter

Spies

After numerous failures by Kingsley Shacklebolt in tracking the emo, the Order of the Phoenix handed the task to the newly graduated Metamorphmagus Auror, as her shape-shifting abilities would make the job easier for her.

Nymphadora Tonks was thrilled and shared everything during dinner with Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Fred, and George. She received a disapproving look from Mrs. Weasley for revealing Order secrets to minors.

Molly: Time for bed, children. Tomorrow will be a busy day, and Harry—she said, catching his attention—I've already prepared your outfit for tomorrow's hearing.

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The next day, the emo was wearing his bounty hunter outfit and headed to the Bounty Hunters' Guild. He was bored and looking for a mission to put his skills to the test, as he couldn't practice magic without attracting attention.

At that moment, he stood in front of the mission board. There were missions to capture unicorns, hippogriffs, collect dragon claws, dragon eggs, exterminate mountain trolls, and capture Selkies.

The emo kept reading the various mission posters until one caught his attention: a worn-out poster that read "Wanted: Dead or Alive" with a reward of 5,000 galleons.

Sasuke took the poster and walked to the counter. The clerk was surprised, as no other hunter had the courage to take on this mission.

Clerk: Are you sure you want this mission?

Raven: Yes. Are there any leads or sightings of him?

Clerk: No, we don't have any leads.

Raven: Alright, then I'll be off.

Sasuke left the Guild and headed to a dark alley where he couldn't be seen. He removed his bounty hunter outfit and went to Diagon Alley.

As he walked through Diagon Alley, a girl approached him and grabbed his arm, but before she could say anything, the emo told her to disappear.

Sasuke shook off the girl and went to Borgin & Burkes.

Borgin: Long time no see, Mr. Uchiha.

Sasuke: This time, I need information. I want you to tell me everything you know about this man—he said, showing the poster.

Borgin: I can't reveal anything unless something jogs my memory.

Sasuke: You'll reveal any secret for money, and you could just as easily reveal mine—he said seriously.

Borgin fell silent. His instincts told him to run, but his body wouldn't respond.

Sasuke approached slowly, his killing intent rising. Borgin was sweating profusely, wanting to scream but unable to.

Borgin: No, of course not, but if you pay me insurance, I'll make sure no one knows your secrets.

Sasuke: It seems your worth shows only when money is involved—he said sternly. Very well, I'll pay the insurance, but if you deceive me, you'll wish you were dead.

Borgin: Of course, don't worry. My methods are foolproof—he said, taking the poster and examining the photo closely.

Borgin: Give me four days, and I'll gather all the information I can.

Sasuke: Fine, I'll give you an advance. You'll get the rest when I have the information.

Sasuke left Knockturn Alley and returned to Diagon Alley. An older girl approached him and asked if he wanted a drink. He simply ignored her and kept walking.

The next day, the emo returned to Diagon Alley to buy some supplies for the new semester, and again another girl approached him, trying to ask him out. This happened several times—tall girls, short girls, blondes, redheads, brunettes, and girls of all ages. No matter how many girls approached, the emo always rejected them.

He bought everything he needed, and while on the Knight Bus, he felt someone watching him. He noticed an old lady staring at him, but he chose to ignore her.

The next day, he was walking around London to restock his ninja weapons, as he had used up almost everything during the previous semester. Once again, several girls tried to flirt with him, but he always said, "You're annoying."

The girls would always blush and walk away.

Sasuke sighed in relief. After buying the ninja weapons, he went shopping for supplies, both for home and for the hideout.

The next day, the emo went to a shopping center in London to buy clothes. He stopped by a shop that printed designs on clothing and asked for the Uchiha clan emblem. While he was browsing the ready-made clothes, a little girl approached him.

Little Girl: Brother, please help me. I lost my parents—she said, crying as she grabbed the emo's leg.

Sasuke stared at her. The little girl was starting to get nervous.

Sasuke: Let's go—he said, walking with the little girl, who discreetly smiled because she had succeeded.

They walked until they found a tent. The emo held the girl's hand and led her to a guard, informing him that she was lost.

The guard said he would take care of the little girl. He started asking her some questions to call her parents over the loudspeaker.

Little Girl: What do I say now? If I make up a name and nothing happens, he'll suspect me—she thought, looking at the emo, but to her surprise, the emo had vanished.

Guard: What are your parents' names?—he asked.

The little girl pulled out her wand and stunned the guard.

Little Girl: I'll have to use my secret weapon.

Sasuke continued walking through the shopping center. He had already bought a phone and an mp3 player. Now he was checking car prices.

After visiting a few shops and looking at prices, the emo was about to leave the shopping center when Pansy Parkinson appeared, wearing Muggle clothes.

Pansy: Hi, Sasuke. Do you want to grab something to eat?

Sasuke: You're annoying.

The fake Pansy got nervous and ran away.