Undertale Boiz x Reader

PICKUP WAR!!! [UnderSwap!Papyrus x Reader]

With a title like that you know it's gonna be cheesy, fluffy, and a request from Author-Is-A-Potato. Thank her for the amazingness you are about to witness. Mostly cheesy pickup lines. What?! It doesn't get fluffier than that!

You were sitting on the couch with Papyrus. You've been dating for a while now but things were really chill. You kinda wanted to spice up your relationship without having your innocence stolen... yet... Blueberry would not only kill you, but would kill Paps too.

Wait, you had an idea. Normally, flirts wouldn't affect either of you very much unless it was so cheesy or had a pun in it causing you to laugh. But what happenes if you just say a few bad pickup lines And see who blushes first?

Mweh heh heh~ 

Great, now your thoughts even sound like Blueberry! You internally groan, having this whole conversation with yourself while Paps finishes a new level of candy crush. You smirk to yourself, clearing your throat.

"Are you A savepoint? Because you're filling me with determination."

You purr out to him. You look over to him and when you see him focus on you, you lick your licks seductively. Paps chcukled, turning off his phone. It was on. He had a spark inside of his eyesockets, ready to have some fun.

"Well, are you the wind? Because you're really rustling my bones."

You couldn't help bu let out a snirk. That one was really bad. He smirked victorious. Both of you faced eachother on the couch, unyielding to the basic bodily function called a blush. You needed to think for the next one.

"Uh... Are you a fallen human? Because I'm fallin for ya~"

You wink afterwards. Papyrus rolls his eyes, metaphorically of course. If he had eyes he'd be rolling them. Yeah, that one was bad and made no sense. So what!? Papyrus felt this type of pickup line wasn't hard, so let's change it....

"You're soul is red, but I can change it blue. If I was playin go genocide, I'd spare you."

Damn that one was good. You pouted cutely, causing him to chuckle. So we were doing the classic poem, eh? Alright. Let's go. You smirk, putting the words together in your head. Maybe this would work.

"Determination is red, patience is blue. I use my special attack, so I can capture you!"

You even do Sans's special laugh afterwards causing Papyrus to laugh. You gave yourself a high five for that one. You sounded a lot like sans right there. You were proud of that one! Papyrus caught whatever breath a skeleton could have before meeting your eyes, ready and aiming for your blush that wasn't yet to come.

"I don't need to be a dummy to be mad about you."

Oh gosh, that one was really bad! You were about to open your mouth when you saw Papyrus smirking, opening his mouth again. Wait, wasn't it your turn? Oh no. No no no! This can't be... RAPID FIRE MODE!!!

"Are you a ghost? Because I'd smooch you. Are you Muffet? Because I'd eat your muffin. Let's roleplay. You be Aaron, and I'll be Woshua. You can get all hot and sweaty, and I'll wipe you down."

He smirked. He still had one more. You were on the verge of letting the Heat get to your cheeks. That last one was really good! He was good at this! You were regretting everything! Why did you think you could win against Pappy?!

"Can you make spegetti? Because you're meeting all of my standards."

Okay you lost your shit. He passed go. He collected a million dollars. He took all the spaces alrind the board and monopolized the game. You felt yourself blushing madly and you covered your face with your hands.

Your weakness. He found it. The fucking internet memes! You groaned into your hands as you heard him laugh. Laugh with victory. Proud NYEHs filled the house. Good think Sans was on sentry duty right now.

"I win!"

"You win..."

You grumbled out. You pouted again, crossing your arms. You could now see that papyrus was standing up, off the couch. He turned around and placed his bones hand underneath your chin, forcing you to look at him. He pressed his teeth again against your lips. You kissed him and he pulled away, satisfied.

"Never doubt the pun AND pickup line master."

Fluffy enough for ya? I tried! I didn't want To make you wait so here! XD

~Eva