Undertale Boiz x Reader

One Date Two Date Red Date Blue Date [Papyrus x Reader]

SERIOSULY CAN WE ALL LOVE THIS GUY A LITTLE MORE!? My NaJ_PJ x Reader oneshots have almost a hundred reads while every single one of my papyrus oneshots struggle to reach fifty! PAPYRUS NEEDS MORE LOVE!!! #LovePapyrus 

I know I have anothe rchallenge going on but if you write a story about Pap and tag it with that I will love you forever! He needs lots of love! (Sorry, I'm just emotional after watching a lot of Disbeleif Papyrus crap.)

Sorry for the rant. It's poem time. YES I SAID POEM DEAL WITH IT!!! IM SORRY IF IM LAZY AND STRESSED OUT FOR MY MATH FINAL TOMORROW!

One date

Two Date

Red Date

Blue Date

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His way of dating

Is very different

Than yours.

That's what 

You learned

On your 

First date.

Your first date

Was awkward

Fun

And by the book. 

Lots of spaghetti

Dating power

Cool clothes

And dorkiness

He ended up

Not feeling

Like you did

So you suggested

Another date!

Because no one

No matter how determined

Can fall head over heels

After one day

_

Your second date

Was awesome!

It was your kind of date.

Lots of fun

Lots of food

Lots of oprritunity

Nice cream, 

Long walks

Watching the waterfall

Talking.

Lots and lots of talking

Just talking

Having fun

With nicecream at the waterfall

Very fun.

Papyrus admitted

He had lots of fun

So you both set up times

To have another date

And with each date

You were falling

Even

Harder

_

The third date was what you both refer to as the red date

Why?

Well....

Papyrus set the date at undyne's House

For reasons only he knows

So he can teach you how to cook

You guessed it

Spaghetti!

So learned their methods

Learned their ways

And gave a few tips to make it taste better

And it did!

The spaghetti was good!

But with a price

Both of you left happier

But covered in red

Spaghetti sauce that is!

So that date

Is forever

The red date.

_

Your fourth and most recent date was the blue date

Because Papyrus was grounded by Sans

For who knows what.

But he had to stay inside

Forced to relax

And he didn't know how!

Spmyou watched MTT

Cooking shows

Puzzle shows

Quiz shows

All kinds of shows

Papyrus would get mad when his favorite team was losing!

 Ha ha!

It was a chill day

A relax day

You both enjoyed it

Together

That's why it is the blue date

_

Tonight you have a date with papyrus

He said it was going to be very yellow

So you don't know what to expect!

He could mean yellow as in happy

Yellow as in some bizarre situation

Or he could be pulling your leg

But no matter what

You'd love him anyways!

You just hoped he would finally feel the same.

Yes, it's poetry. I'm sorry for not doing what people want. But if you don't request, how a man I supposed to know!? I do what I want to do whenever I have no requests!

~Eva