Luke's Diary: An Unlucky Man In A Zombie Apocalypse. Entries 957 - 1157

Entry 1093: Tuesday 24th September 2019

Entry 1093
Tuesday 24th September 2019

I'm currently in my bedroom with Naomi and we are both talking about what a psycho Nikki is.

I went to Cowes today and went round to Naomi's. I had a chat with her and Ash and told them about what happened at yesterday at the hospital. "So, Nikki really IS pregnant?" said Ash. "Looks like it," I said. "Well, there's no point in getting angry or upset about it," said Naomi, "We just need to make the best of it." "I've got a feeling that Nikki's going to make things difficult for us," I said, "I told her that there's nothing she can do to stop us being together, but you know what she's like." "Right," said an assertive Naomi, "Then me and you need to show that b*tch that we won't be messed with or take any of her sh*t. I'll stay over at yours tonight." "You what!?" gasped Ash. "I'll stay over," said Naomi, "Luke always comes to Cowes, so maybe I should go to Sandown, and it'll show bl**dy Nikki that we won't be pushed around and manipulated." "You two haven't been together two minutes," said Ash, "Should you really be rushing to sleep over together?" "Ash, we're not kids," said Naomi, "Anyway, it's got nothing to do with you where I sleep, or who I sleep with." "I'm just saying you shouldn't rush into things," said Ash. "Ash, me and Luke have known each other for years," said Naomi, "It's hardly rushing in." "You've known each other for years as friends," said Ash, "But you've only known each other as boyfriend and girlfriend for a few days. Please don't rush into anything you might regret." "Jesus, Ash," said Naomi, "Why are you so bothered?" "You're giving Nikki what she wants," said Ash, "She's doing all of this because she wants attention. She wants a response. Come on Luke, you know that. Don't give Nikki what she wants." "Ash, I think that what Nikki wants is to get in-between me and Naomi," I said, "If Naomi stays over, it gives Nikki the message, like Naomi says, we won't be pushed about." "Exactly," said Naomi, "I'll be back tomorrow. You can look after Sophie, can't you?

Naomi walked into the kitchen leaving me with a tense looking Ash. "Do NOT have sex with my sister," he quietly said with intense frustration in his voice. "What's your problem?" I asked, "Why are you so bothered? We're going to have sex at some point." "I just don't think you should be rushing into it," said Ash. "Ash," I said, "You know I'm not going to hurt Naomi don't you." "Obviously," said Ash, "You're notorious for having a small c*ck." "I'm not talking about that sort of hurt, you idiot," I snapped, "I'm talking about emotional hurt. Ash, seriously, you have nothing to worry about." I can kind of understand why Ash was worried. He is Naomi's brother, but his response was a bit full on. Me and Naomi might not even end up having sex tonight, and if we do it's f*ck all to do with Ash.

Naomi and I went round to see Mum and Auntie Meryl and spend a bit of quality time with Leo. I told them about me and Nikki going to the hospital yesterday and then we went to Sails Café to see Mike and Sci-Fi Cyn and we told them about what happened at the hospital yesterday and what Nikki said.

After catching up with everyone, Naomi and I made our way back to Sandown, and when we walked back into the house Nikki was in the living room sat on the sofa watching a DVD. "Hello, Nikki," said Naomi. Nikki looked at Naomi, gave her a dirty look and rolled her eyes. "Nice to see you too," Naomi, sarcastically said. "Look," snapped Nikki, standing up off the sofa, confronting Naomi and giving her a firm stare, "Let's not be fake. You don't like me, and I don't like you. No point in pretending." "I'm not saying we should pretend," said Naomi. "Then why are you saying hello to me?" asked Nikki. "I'm being polite and civil," said Naomi, "It's called making an effort. If you don't want me to, then just say." "I'd rather you weren't here at all," said Nikki. "Well, that's tough," I said, "Naomi's staying over here tonight." "What?" exclaimed Nikki, "In YOUR bed!?" "Well, I'm certainly not going to sleep in yours," said Naomi. "I wasn't talking to you, you f*cking whore," snapped Nikki. "Oi!" I snapped. "No, it's OK, Luke," said Naomi, as she gave Nikki a patronising look, "We need to give Nikki a bit of leeway. Unloved and unwanted. No friends. All alone and pregnant. Sad really." "I'm not alone," snapped a smug Nikki, "I've got Luke. He lives with me." "You've got Luke!?" laughed Naomi, "Do you really believe that?" "I'm carrying his child," said Nikki, "He lives with me. Not you." "That doesn't mean you've got him, you delusional b*tch," said Naomi. She then walked over to me, grabbed hold of my face, and gave me a big snog. It was nice but a bit of a shock. I felt a bit like I had two women fighting over me. Treating me like I was some sort of prized possession – a piece of meat. I probably shouldn't have done, but I kind of liked it. "There," said a smug looking Naomi, taking a step closer to Nikki, "Luke's my boyfriend. Not yours." Nikki frowned, gritted her teeth, raised her hand and she was about to slap Naomi, but as quick as a flash Naomi firmly grabbed hold of Nikki's writs and stopped her from hitting her. "No," said a firm Naomi, "No. You're pregnant, so I might not be able to kick your arse, but I'm not going to stand here and do nothing whilst you try and kick mine. Now I was up for being civil, but if you're going to be a b*tch then I'll be a f*cking b*tch too. Now, I'm staying over here tonight. Deal with it."

Naomi and I spent the rest of the afternoon in my room. I only came down to make tea and get snacks, all of which I took back to my room. Naomi and I spent time kissing, cuddling, and talking about what a psycho Nikki was. "So," I said, changing the subject from Nikki, "Me and you... In my bedroom... Spending the night together." "I know," said Naomi with smile." "I feel a bit nervous," I said. "Because people say you've got a small penis?" asked Naomi. "No," I firmly said, "But thanks for that... It's just that me and you have never... You know..." "Yeah, I know," said Naomi, "Look, as much as I hate to say this Ash had a point. I don't think we should rush into things." "So, does that mean that tonight we're not going to.... Well... You know..." I said. "Luke, I don't know," said Naomi, "If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Let's just see what happens." "So, it might happen?" I said with excitement. "Maybe," said Naomi, "But let's not make it this big thing. I mean, I know it is kind of a big thing, but I just want to go with the flow. Is that, OK?" "Course it's OK," I said, "I'm happy with kissing and cuddling for now, and anyway, seeing you and Nikki fighting over me downstairs was kind of hot." "Oh, shut up, and get over yourself," giggled Naomi, "We were hardly fighting over you." "That's what it looked like to me," I said with a big smile. "Well, that's not what it was," said Naomi, "I was just making a point. I swear to God if she wasn't pregnant." "Let's not let Nikki ruin our time together," I said, "Come here." I put my arms around Naomi, and we spent time kissing and canoodling on my bed.

Nikki has been stomping loudly up and open the stairs several times. God knows why she has to do it so loudly or march up and down the stairs as often as she has been doing, but Naomi and I think she's just stomping around in a mood and trying to provoke a reaction out of us. She was hitting the walls, slamming the doors, kicking the banister, and loudly stomping her feet on the landing. It was annoying but Naomi and I started giggling as we thought it was so pathetic that it was funny. Nikki must have heard our laughing, because she responded by kicking the walls and slamming the doors even more loudly. She was desperate for a reaction, but we didn't give her one. She's not just a psycho, she's a child.

Tonight, is the first night that Naomi and I will be sharing a bed as a couple. I feel a bit nervous. She'll probably see me naked. She'll see my nob! I know she saw my nob when I stripped naked for Angela's art class, but this is different. If she changes her mind about sex, I think I'll become even more nervous but also excited. Good job I have some condoms in my top drawer. I hope it's not going to feel too awkward when we get into bed together, and I really hope Nikki doesn't do anything to ruin things...