**All names are from Lorelei's contacts**
Scarier mom 👩🏻🔬 : Lorelei, a package arrived for you today. Please come home to get it.
Super-mom 🦸🏼♀️ : It says 🔋 not included
Wet Dream🧖♀️ : Oh. Don't open it.
Captain Canary 🦜 : Kara, remember when we talked about Lorelei getting older?
Super-mom 🦸🏼♀️ : yes?👀
Attack of the Clone 👯♀️ : Don't open the box.
Aunt Badass 🔫 : omg, this conversation didn't need to happen in the group chat
Emotional support gay 👩🏽⚕️ : Sara, please go back in time and stop this conversation from ever happening
Captain Canary 🦜 : No can do Kelly. I'm not up for it today.
Super-mom 🦸🏼♀️ : I'm gonna open it
Lorelei: mom no!
Multiple Personalities 🦹🏻♀️ : R.I.P Lorelei Danvers-Luthor. Cause of death? Her moms.
Aunt Badass 🔫 : Kara, don't open it!
Super-mom 🦸🏼♀️ : Lorelei...
Lorelei : Yes?😅
Scarier mom 👩🏻🔬 : LORELEI DANVERS-LUTHOR, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT ROBOTS?!
Wet Dream 🧖♀️ : ngl, I thought Lorelei had ordered a vibrator
Emotional support gay 👩🏽⚕️ : I hate this group
Brainy Bro 🧠 : What's a vibrator?
Lorelei : google it
Brainy Bro 🧠 : Oh so it's like another term for "google it"?
Wet Dream 🧖♀️ : omg! Brainy no!
Lorelei : *Sends a photo*Wet Dream 🧖♀️ : *Sends a photo in reply*
YOU ARE READING
Stupid Supergirl AU's
FanfictionAU's that will make you go "What the fuck are you on?"