Stupid Supergirl AU's

The Group Chat

(Lori gave everyone nicknames on Messenger)

SuperMom : Guys, Lena said she won't talk to me if I keep going.
Aunt Badass : Did you
Aunt Badass : by any chance
Aunt Badass : Get into her lab and blow up her microwave again?
SuperMom : I thought you were supposed to be on my side.
Evil Grammy : I'm not saying that I would kill you if you so much as stepped into my lab. But Lena should kill you.
Mommy💜 : I agree with Lori's grandmother for once
Mini-Luthor : Wanda
Mini-Luthor : Don't encourage her
Widow Maker : Hey Lori, you do realise we can see all the nicknames you gave us.
Glow Stick : And we need to talk about them
Wet Dream : I literally thought that was Lena until I looked at the profile pic
Smarty Pants : I feel like my nickname was immature
SuperMom : Lore, we're going to need to talk when you get home
Widow Maker : Am I the only one happy with my nickname
Mommy💜 : why is mine mommy?
Yelena Belova : At least y'all got nicknames
Widow Maker : You don't want one
Yelena Belova : Well I don't
Yelena Belova : But I would like to be included
Mini-Luthor : As you wish!!

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Yelena Belova to Russian Sex Machine

Mommy💜 : Lori!
SuperMom : Lorelei!
Wet Dream sent a gif:

Mini-Luthor : I WROTE SASS
Widow Maker : Ew! Please change it
Russian Sex Machine : I would like it a lot more if I had ✨ovaries✨

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Yelena Belova to Russian Sass Machine

Lena Luthor : Wait.
Lena Luthor : Mine is just my name.
Lena Luthor : Why?
Mini-Luthor : 'Cause then mine wouldn't make sense 😁
SuperMom : Lore, we still need to talk about why Wanda's name is mommy.
Mini-Luthor : Okay fine, I'll change it
SuperMom : cool. Thanks.

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname of Wanda Maximoff to Milf🥵

Milf🥵 : Idk what I was expecting but it wasn't that
Mini-Luthor : I mean
Mini-Luthor sent a gif: