Nia came bursting into Lena's office, through her window, "LENA, I FOUND SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO TRY!"
"How the hell did you get in my office?!" Lena looked both frightened and impressed.
"A fly screen might help, you know, for your window."
"I was wondering what the smashing sound was." Lena looked towards her window. "I might also need bug repellent. Anyway, what is it?"
"It's a test. To see what Superfriend you are."
"I'm not a friend." Lena scoffed.
"Please, Lena, please try to test." Nia begged.
Lena sighed, "Fine."
All of a sudden Lena was shoved into her office chair. Nia's laptop quickly replaced Lena's.
"Favourite superhero? Wonder Woman, Superman, Aqua-"
"Well I guess Superman." Lena was quick to cut Nia off.
"Okay, next question. What would you're super power be?" Nia asked.
"Is super intellect an option?"
"Yeah. Hang on. Next question." Nia immediately thought that this was a mistake.
"Who's your favourite person, other than Kara, who fought in the Cris-"
"Sara Lance." Lena immediately answered.
"What word describes you most?" Nia asked.
"Is 'fool' an option?"
"Lena..." Nia said in a softer voice.
"I'm either smart or loyal. Pick one, I don't care." Lena scoffed.
"Favourite tv show?"
"Vampire Diaries." Lena sighed.
"Current mood?"
"Annoyed. I am annoyed. Go home, Nia."
"What's your Kryptonite? And if you say Kara, Alex told me to beat you with a book." Nia asked.
"Burgers or fries out of those options." Lena glared at Nia.
"You got Supergirl!"
Lena rushes to her feet, "HOW DARE IT COMPARE ME TO THAT LYING, STONG, CUTE KRYPTONIAN GOLDEN RETRIEVER!"
"I think you need to talk to Kara..."
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