Stupid Supergirl AU's

Said On My Twitch (pt 2)

Lori, playing Resident Evil Village: "Excuse me sir, would you kindly point me in the direction of the vampire milf and her fuckable daughters?"
Lena (my mother), from the kitchen: "Lori! Don't say that!"

Lori, playing Skyrim right after (after saving Serana): "Excuse me Mr vampire, I'd like to fuck your daughter. I don't want your blood. I want your daughter...in my bed...preferably naked."
Kara (my dad): "Lori! There is a toddler in your room!"
Lori, looking at Mon-El (my brother): "He's a grown adult!"
Mon-El (my brother): "Meow."
Lori: "What the fuck?"

Lori: "Khajiits need to stop being so fucking sexy with this mod. I can't be attracted to a fucking cat."
Chat: *Goes silent*
Lori: "WAIT! Guys I'm not a furry, I swear!!!"

Lena (a streamer): "Minecraft is superior, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise."
Kara (me): "I prefer Roblox. So fuck me."
Lena (a streamer): "IF YOU DONT STOP-"

Maggie: "I fucked her first."
Kelly (me): "Well I fucked her better."
Maggie: "Well I fucked her so good that she lost her memory."
Alex (my ex): "BECAUSE YOU SLAMMED ME AGAINST THE WALL."
Kelly (me): "THE JOKES ON YOU, I GET TO FUCK HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"
Alex (my ex): "Who the fuck introduced you two?"

Lena (me): "Kara (my ex) wants to dye my hair to see what I'd look like with pink in my hair. How do I tell her that it would give me PTSD from when Lilian (my other ex) beat my emo phase out of me?"
Kelly (my friend): "You should probably go see a therapist."
Alex (a viewer): "Aren't you a therapist?"

Lena (my mother): "Nia! Dinner is ready!"
Nia: "That's right fuckers, I still live with my moms. And I'll tell you one thing, it's the fucking best."

Lori, streaming Monster Camp: "I wanna be crushed by Dahlia."
Jess (my friend): "Same though."
Hope (my friend's wife): "WhaT?"
Cass (my ex): "Lori. You're literally the top."
Lori: "BUT DAHLIA THOUGH!!!!"

Brainy: "You know if you go through the-"
Nia (me): "Babe, I love you. But if you spoil this game, I will escort you out of existence."

Brainy, almost crying: "This game makes no sense! My brain hurts!"

Lori (me): "Jokes on all of you, I might be ugly - but I scored this one." *Points to Wanda* "She doesn't know it yet, but when Cass inevitably breaks my heart, I will be having rebound sex with her."
Wanda (my friend): "Cass...don't break up with her."

Lena (my ex): "Why are people calling me a milf?"
Kara (me): "I don't know. I usually call you a miaf."
Lena (my ex): "What's that?"
Kara (me): "It's a Mother I Am Fucking."

Lori, playing Skyrim and a Skelly Boi Fos Roh Duhs her (me): "That was fucking rude." *Gets yo and Fos Roh Duhs him back* "Everything a man can do, a woman can do better."
Mon-El (a viewer): "How do you know it's a man?"
Lori (me): "Because I would've been turned on from being yeeted by a woman."

Lori (Me): "If Brizzy Voices ever stumbles across this channel, I'm going to buy a banana costume and spam her subscriber discord with photos."
Sam (A Brizzy follower): "Please don't. We think you're smart, don't ruin that for us."

Nia (me): "I promised myself I wouldn't get married, but Brainy bought me food and now I've planned out our whole life together."
Brainy (my ex):
"I gave you a candy apple."
Nia (me): "AND IT WAS THE PERFECT GIFTT!!"

Lena (me): "Why are you all saying I need therapy?"
Kara (the chat): "Because you do."
Lena (me): "My childhood wasn't that fucked up, was it?"
Kelly: "Yes it was."

Lori (me), singing: "I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore / And I think that's pretty cool / I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush, hey / But I think it's fine, it's cool / But I think it's fine, it's cool."
Kara (a viewer): "You're having sex?"
Lori (me): "Not anymore. Cass broke up with me."
Cass (my ex): "Because you kept hitting on Wanda (a friend)!!!"
Lori (me): "I wasn't even flirting!!!"