Stupid Supergirl AU's

Can I have it?

"I don't want this anymore." Kara looked at the last potsticker, "Do you want it Lena?"
"No thank you." Lena politely declined.
"What about you Kelly?"
"No thanks."
"Nia?" Kara asked.
"Nah, I'm good. I ate before I came." Nia shook her head.
"Alex?"
"No, I'm good. I don't want it." Alex looked at Kelly, "Besides, I'm saving room for Kelly's delicious dessert."
"But Kelly didn't bring a desser-" Lena realised what Alex meant, "Oh."
"Winn?"
Winn stood up, taking his and everyone else's plates to the sink, "No, no, no. Last time I ate a potsticker you offered me, you yelled at me for a whole hour about how you were only being polite."
"Oh well, I guess we're gonna have to-"
"Can I have it?" Mon-el asked, sparking a rage inside of Lena.
"No! Fuck off it's mine!" Lena yelled at him, grabbing the last potsticker and eating it.
"Now Lena's angry." Kelly inhaled deeply, "You had to ask."
"What? I'm hungry."
"Get a job and buy your own food."
"Does everyone just get angry when Mon-El speaks?" Kara asked.
"Yep." Alex nodded.
"Yeah." Nia agreed.
"Totally." Kelly sighed.
"I prefer the word enraged but whatever floats your boat." Lena shrugged.
"Then why do we keep inviting him?"
"I'm pretty sure you invite him because when Lena snaps and tried to kill him, you get to hold her back by grabbing her boob." Alex pointed out.
"Oh yeahhh."