Stupid Supergirl AU's

Random Moments (Again)

Lori: "I would die for everyone in this room."
Everyone:
Lori:
Everyone:
Wanda: "Lori, you literally wish for death any time you are mildly inconvenienced by literally anything."
Alex: "Yeah Lori, that's not as flattering as it would be if Kelly were to say it."
Kelly: "Why me?"
Lena: "Everyone else wants the sweet release of death."

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Lena: *Eats four burgers*
Lena: *Eats seven donuts*
Lena: *Eats all of Kara's potstickers*
Fandom, turning a blind eye: "But she loves Kale"
Lena: "Did you just happen to forget about literally every food scene?"
Fandom: "Shut up sexy and eat your kale."

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Kara: "It's a good thing we're married because that means we can have sexy time."
Lena: "We we're having sec bef-"
Kara, dressed in Lena's suit turning on Gangnum Style: "Without you leaving me."
Lena:
Kelly:
Alex:
Lena: "I am both turned on by this and so close to filing for divorce."
Kelly: "You're turned on because you're a whore for my sister-in-law."
Alex: *Chokes on her drink*
Nia: "Is that your professional opinion?"
Kelly: "Very much so."

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Kara, mumbling: "Fuck."
Lena, whipping out Kryptonite: "Who are you and what have you done with my wife?!"

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Yelena: *Slams Lori against the wall by her throat*
Lori, without thinking: "Well that's a new kink."
Wanda:
Yelena:
Lori: "Wait, no, babe! I didn't mean it! It's a joke!"
Wanda:
Yelena: "Are you going to throw her out of the window?"
Wanda: "Nope, I'm going to plant images of me naked inside her head for the next month."
Yelena: "How is that a punishment?"
Wanda: "Because, I won't let her touch me. At all."
Yelena: "That's evil."

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Nia: "I just wanted ice cream last night."
Lori: "What happened?"
Nia: "Kara and Lena walked out naked."
Lori: "Yeahhh imagine being four and walking in on your moms tickle fighting without a blanket on."
Kelly: "I'm going to have to discuss this with them."

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Four-year-old Lori: "I don't like you."
Eight-year-old Marcus: "I don't like you either."
Lori & Marcus: *Turning to Esme*
Esme: "Please don't."
Lori: "Who do you hate more?"
Esme: "Myself for agreeing to babysit"

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Difference between the couples during a fight

Hoess (Jess x Hope):
Jess: I can't believe you! You're the most irritating person on Earth!
Hope: *Projects research of most annoying celebrities* Have you heard of Jake Paul, Perez Hilton, Jeffree Star, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kanye West, Tana Mongeau?"
Jess: *Staring blankly* "Lena! Your trash is at it again!"

SuperWitch (Lori x Wanda):
Lori: "Sooo we're not going to talk about this?"
Wanda: *Looking at the tv* "No."
Lori: "Oh okay then" *Wraps her arm around Wanda*
Wanda: *Pushing her away* "Don't touch me! I'm still mad at you!"
Lori: "What did I even do?"
Wanda: "You know what you did!"
Lori: "Clearly I don't if I'm asking!"

CarolNat:
Nat: "If you touch me, I will stab you."
Carol: "All I said was can I get pineapple on my pizza."
Nat: *Ignores her for three days until Carol writes a lengthy apology*