haven't done a chapter that was just a joke in a while, I thought it'd be fun to do one again.
And there might be more in the future~
| Guess Who! |
You sat on a chair, peeling your potato with a knife, when suddenly someone covered your eyes with their hands.
"Guess who~!"
"Oh fuck! Who could it be?" You asked. You felt their hands. "Judging by how there's no ring on your finger, it must be Todoroki!" You proclaimed.
"You keep joking around, and I'm gonna break your neck."
"Of course I'm joking!"
"Ok then, it's time for you to guess!"
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"Are you sleeping-?"
"Whoops! I dozed off for a sec!" You said, snapping back to reality. "I've been very tired lately."
"Ok, time to answer the question."
"What was the question?
"Quit joking around, guess who I am."
"What do you mean guess who you are~?" You asked. "You're my beloved!"
"Look at this bitch, being a smartass." They said, as if there were more people in the room than just the two of you.
"Babe, take your hands off me, you're gonna pluck my eyeballs out."
"Babe who?"
"You're being silly~ who else would baby me?"
"Shut up and say my name."
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"Can I call someone...?"
"There's no such thing."
"Do you actually think I don't know?"
"Quit playing games bitch."
"Are you doubting me right now?"
"Is saying my name so hard?"
"Your name is not the issue here, it's an issue of trust."
"Fine, let's see how far this goes." They told you. "I bet my left thumb you don't know my name. What are you betting?"
"Are you sure you want to take it this far?"
"Are you scared?"
"I'm not the one that's scared, you are." You proclaimed. They laughed evilly.
"Look at this sly son of a bitch!"
"I'm giving you one last chance- take your hands off, now."
"I give the last chances, not you."
"There's no going back after this, are you saying that that doesn't matter?" You asked.
"Damn straight. That's what I wanted. One of us is gonna bite the dust today."
"We say the name of the place we had our first kiss on three." You offered.
They laughed once again, that evil, maniacal laugh.
"Is that all you've got, son?" They asked. "You adorable little shit."
"Go die if you're scared!"
"Shut your mouth and let's begin."
"One... two..."
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"Are you praying?"
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"Before you kill me..." you began. "Let me say my final words."
"Go."
"...Your hands have gotten really rough, Izuku Midoriya."
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"WRONG ANSWER MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Your life came to an end with a loud snap, and the breaking of your neck.
The person who was responsible for ending your life was none other than your fiancé, Katsuki Bakugou.
He killed you after you refused to answer his question, of what his name was.
You had jokingly answered with the names of your previous lovers, Todoroki and Midoriya.
Unfortunately you failed to realize how serious this game was.
The worst part about your death...
...was that you never finished peeling your potato.
Rest in Peace, (Y/N) (L/N).
20XX-2021.
Their final words: "Your hands have gotten really rough, Izuku Midoriya."
A/N
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