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Peter just posted on his Instagram account.

And it was mostly a joke

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And it was mostly a joke. But people just seemed to take it for real.

Boss-Mj: what do you need money for loser?
Guy-in-chair: Can't, but get me some legos
    Peter-Pan: @ Guy-in-chair Yassss bro
Princess-Shuri: my guyyyyy, how much money do you have?
    Peter-Pan: @ Princess-Shuri ... $.69 I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
     Iamironman: Peter... I bought you the McDonald's company last month... but I'll send you the money in a second. And I'll buy the Lego company for you and Ned in a minute.
     Peter-Pan: I was joking, Mr. Stark... but Ned and I say thank you
     Iamironman: sent it, kiddo. Have fun. Also stop with that nameeeee
     Capn: did you just send Pete half a million dollars?
     Iamironman: of course not, I sent him a million
     Flashlight: there's no way Penis Parker knows Tony Stark
     Iamironman: there is Mr Eugene Thompson. You can tell your father he's fired because you bully my son. Plus any more he he's been bribing the school with has Ben going to me since I own the school. Good luck. Pete, come home, I want to work on my new suit and you banned me from my lab without you.
     Peter-Pan: coming home dad. Thanks for the money, it was a joke though.

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