Marvel Moments: A Collection of One-Shot Adventures

10 things I hate

2 years he'd put into his relationship with MJ and she went and cheated on him. But he wasn't upset, he was angry.

"Anthony Edward Fucking Stark," Peter shouted from the lounge causing all conversation of the avengers to stop.

Tony ran into the room. "Son? What's wrong?" Tony asked running in front of the kid. He'd been in the kitchen making himself a drink of water before he was shouted.

"Get me on TV with a piano now, show it around the world. She cheated on me and she will regret it," Peter spoke angrily, his eyes were piercing.

Tony immediately nodded before leading the group to the music room before setting up a worldwide broadcast. It would hit every TV stopping every show or movie on. Peter got into his spider suit before it began.

"Hey, Spider-Man wanted to say some words. It's important the world hears this now," Tony spoke before kissing Spider-Man on the cheek. "Have fun son, we'll watch from here," Tony said before walking to the sidelines where all the avengers could be seen in the background.

"Hi, I realise I'm not really out to the world in the sense of talking. But, my girlfriend of two years decided to cheat on me today, with one of our other friends. So, for starters..." Peter spoke before clicking the spider on his suit to lose it and be in his usual clothes. "Hi, I'm Peter Parker-Stark. I go to Midtown High and I'm 16. My ex-girlfriend Michelle Jones decided to cheat on me with our friend Wade Wilson, who is mass-murderer Deadpool. So, I asked dad to take over all channels and get everyone to listen to a song that I wrote. And don't worry, it'll be up on YouTube tonight as well so anyone who relates can hear it at anytime. Now, before this I just want to say, I don't want paparazzi around me in school, I don't mind in public but since there's children, I don't want you all crowding around my school, it puts them at risk, as you know. So, I'll begin," Peter spoke sitting in front of the piano, the camera automatically following him.

I caught you cheating
You had the nerve to say you're sleeping
Just not with him, but tell your friends
That I'll be lost without you
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list so I never forget
All the things I hate about you

Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest girl I dated
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds, and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

Your friends must suck if they think you're cool
A sloppy drunk obsessed with her Juul
Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money
And I don't know how I fell for your shit
You gross me out, now I've got the ick
And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me

Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest girl I dated
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

You made me love you
You made me love you
Ooh, ah
How'd you make me love you?
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list, yeah
Ten things I hate about you

Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest girl I dated
Seven talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you