Harry Potter One Shots

Draco x Harry ~ Merlin! I'm A Girl!

A/N: so.... yeah..... I'm giving no explanation. The idea just came from nowhere. Enjoy.

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The Great hall was as it normally was, filled with idle chatter. Everyone was enjoying their breakfast at their own respective tables, except Luna, who decided to sit with Neville. The only person missing from the Great Hall was Harry.

"Have you seen Harry? I haven't seen him since diner yesterday." Hermione asked Ron.

"He was in the bathroom as soon as all of us woke up and refused to come out." Ron explained.

"It was weird. He sounded different too. Maybe the poor buggar caught a cold." Dean offered.

"Maybe." Hermione muttered.

"This can't be happening!" A girl screamed from outside.

"What the-?" Everyone turned towards the entrance to see a girl with messy, almost curly black hair and round glasses enter. She wore a boy's uniform that was slightly too big on her. She glared at the Slytherin table and her Gryffindor tie made it obvious which house she was in. Her frame was almost like an hourglass. She was hot, beautiful, and also adorable.

"Who's that?" Ron asked Ginny.

"I don't know, I haven't seen her before..." Ginny whispered.

"I don't think we recognize you. What's your name?" Fed and George asked. The girl didn't respond. She grit her teeth.

"Malfoy, this is your fault, yesterday I was just fine! What in Merlin did you do? I'm not a girl!" She shouted. When Draco gave her a questioning look, as did everyone else, the girl lifted her hair to reveal a one of a kind lightning scar.

"No, it couldn't be... Harry?!" Ron shouted. The hall was freaking out, Harry turned into a really cute girl!

"Yes, it's me, Harry Bloody Potter. Now that that's out of the way, I want to change back." Harry grumbled.

"When did you realize you were a girl mate?" Ron questioned.

"This morning. I woke up and found that all my clothes felt to big on my body." Harry informed, part of his robe falling on of Harry's shoulder.

"Harry, come with me, I'm going to let you borrow some clothes." Ginny got up and dragged Harry out of the great hall. Dumbledore cleared his throat and everyone looked over at him.

"Does anyone have any idea how Mr. Potter was turned into a girl?" Dumbledore asked. Ron raised a hand.

"Wasn't Harry accusing Malfoy of doing something?" He suggested. Everyone turned to Draco who was still eating.

"I didn't do that! I don't even know why I'm getting blamed in the first place." Draco scoffed. The great hall was in silence until Harry came back with Ginny. Ginny and Harry were in intense conversation.

The great hall looked upon girl Harry in amazement, she was even more beautiful. When the two walked in, Harry made a beeline for Draco and yanked him up and pulled him out of the rear hall.

"He can't honestly believe that he's got nothing to do with it." Ginny sighed as she sat down.

"Ginny, did you find out why Harry blames Malfoy?" Dean rushed. Ginny smiled and put her finger to her lips.

"Oh, a girl never tells." She giggled. "Don't worry, it only lasts a day. I took him to madame Pomfrey's. we just have to deal with a really angry girl today." Ginny shrugged.

"So Harry will go back to being Harry tomorrow?" Ron asked loud enough for the hall to hear.

"He will. He was simply slipped some sort of potion yesterday. He'll be fine. The reason he blames Malfoy however, will be revealed if you peak outside." Ginny informed, the last part in a whisper. She grabbed her books and stood up, raising a brow at them.

Just outside. Draco and Harry were lip locked. Draco was loving it. As one would expect. Harry pulled away and adjusted her glasses.

"I can't believe you slipped in in my Butter beer!" Harry mumbled.

"I was wondering what would happen. I didn't expect it to work." Draco smirked.

"Draco, I love you, I really do, but I'm getting payback." Draco raised a brow at Harry and she pulled him into the view of the great hall. She pouted and then pulled him down for a kiss. He didn't mind, not aware of the great hall besides him. Harry pulled away and smirked. "Now you have to explain yourself to your entire house." Harry winked and walked away, leaving Draco to catch up.

"O-oh!" Hermione gasped.

"Apparently the two snuck out yesterday and had butter beer together. Malfoy slipped the potion in when Harry wasn't looking." Ginny whispered.

"Wait, so Harry and Malfoy-"

"Have been dating for the past year. They got together during the Triwizard tournament, just after the Yule ball. Pansy and I got them together." Ginny explained.

"What?" Hermione gasped.

"Pansy noticed the dreamy way Malfoy looked at Harry and I noticed the Malfoy obsessed Harry. We just nudged them in the right direction." Ginny, who was already standing up, walked towards the entrance.

"Hey Malfoy, next time, time mess with Harry." She then proceeded to head the same way Harry did, side to catch up with the new girl. Draco just stood there and went back to his tableZ he sat down, and was greeted with the onslaught of questions from his housemates.

"You and Potter, how did that happen?" Blaise snorted.

"Believe me Zanabi, I ask myself that every day. I'm going to go apologize." Draco grabbed his things and left.

Later~

Everyone had gotten used to Harry and Draco a lot faster than the pair expected. Half of them were kinda shipping it since first year anyways. Snape gave them a stern talking too, Dumbledore gave them smiled and weird tasting candy, Minerva gave them smiles and wasn't as harsh on them. Even the ghosts were shipping it.

"Harry, think we should've come out earlier?" Draco questioned, Harry weaving some flowers together.

"Maybe. They might've reacted differently last year. Who knows? Here." Harry placed the woven flower crown on Draco's head. The silver flowers fitting him perfectly.

"Why are we even dating?" Draco chuckled, brushing some of Harry's hair out of her eyes.

"Because we're meant to be." Harry smiled up at Draco, laughing a bit. "I love you."

"I live you too." The rested under a giant tree in the courtyard while Ron was a bit bitter.

"Harry is going to spend less time with us now!" He exclaimed.

"Aren't you happy he's in love?" Hermione raised a brow at him.

Ron sighed. "Of course I am. No matter who he's in love with, he's my best mate, but it ducks that Malfoy will be taking up a lot of his time now.

"Relax Ron, we still have the same house as him. We have that over Malfoy." Ron sighed and shrugged.

"Guess you're right."

The next day was a bit awkward since Harry somehow managed to sneak into Draco's dorm to 'spend the night.' No one knew where Harry was on that Warm Saturday. No one except Draco and Harry himself, who had to find new clothes since Harry ripped the borrowed ones.

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A/N: the idea popped in my head, so I had to write it! Sorry it's short. I'll try to post longer one shots soon, but it quality over quantity.  Anyways. Love you guys and see you in the next one shot! Bye!