Harry Potter One Shots

Detention w/ Dumbledore ~ Bed, Wed or Azkaban

A/N: guys, seriously, if you haven't already, check out TheMischeifManagers on YouTube because they are the inspiration for Detention w/ Dumbledore and god I love them. Seriously, go watch them!

Also, for those who have watched the video this one shot is based on, you'll notice obvious differences of course since I'm not stealing they stuff, but I am keeping Harry and Luna because Luna.

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Harry looked over at Luna and Blaise, the three sitting in the room.

"I shouldn't have added to your insults." Blaise muttered.

"Let's be honest, Umbridge deserved it. It won't be long before she tries to take Dumbledore's job." Harry commented.

"She's quite hideous." Luna agreed.

"Just read the note the Headmaster left behind." Blaise groaned. Harry shrugged and grabbed it.

"For your insults towards a teacher, however in your right that may have been, I'm legally inclined to give you detention.  Even so, because I believe you meant no harm, you'll play a game. Marry, Bed or Azkaban. This will be an interesting twist on the game since every time you select a marry and bed, you must put those two in the cup in front of you, and re-pull the names until there are two left. Have fun." Harry read before looking at the table, fours cups in front of them. One cup from each of them and one filled with names.

"Oh, won't this be embarrassing?" Luna asked.

"What happens in detention, stays in detention. You don't talk, I won't talk." Blaise suggested.

"No I agree. I'll go first," Harry pulled out three names, "Severus Snape.... straight to azkaban," Harry threw out the name, "Ginny Weasley and Cho Chang...." Harry stared at the names for what seemed like hours.

"Uh, Harry, don't strain yourself." Luna spoke softly.

"I'd marry Ginny and uh, do the other hung with Cho." Harry put the names in his cup.

"Someone won't be happy with that." Blaise chuckled.

"We'll neither of them are going to find out about this." Harry muttered.

"My turn!" Luna happily picked out three names. "O-oh! Um.... Blaise Zanabi, Harry Potter or Hermione Granger..... this is umm....." Luna looked frantic.

"I won't take offense. Pretty sure I'm not the most attractive out of those three." Harry shrugged.

"Well, if you put it that way, I'd marry Hermione because she'd be a wonderful wife and I would uh, bed Blaise, sorry Harry." Harry simply shrugged.

"I take no offense." She save the names.

"Good to know you admit I'm more attractive than you." Blaise smirked.

"It's not much of a fight. Hermione's great." Harry chuckled.

"I really wonder w- nevermidn. My turn I guess," Blaise plucks out some names as well. He pauses,"Merlin! Voldemort, fucking Voldemort. Azkaban." Blaise divers with disgust. "Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore." Blaise sighed heavily. "Marry Dumbledore, and Bed Ron. What's wrong with our headmaster?" Blaise asked.

"I don't know, but he isn't taking points away from our house for insulting Umbridge, so he's amazing." Harry smiled as he picked out some more names.

"Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, ugh, Minerva McGonagall, look more teachers, and Poppy Pomfrey..... why?" Harry groaned.

"A teacher trifecta!" Blaise snorted.

"Well, I'm sorry to Madame Pomfrey, but Azkaban, she'd get out in no time, marry McGonagall and I guess, bed Lockhart? I'd obliviate myself right afterwards anyway." Harry sighed.