Harry Potter One Shots

Detention W/ Dumbledore ~ The Best Friend Tag

A/N: just some Ron, Harry, Blaise, Draco madness! (Mild Drarry and Ron Blaise, just a little bit) Let's jump straight into it!

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"I'm not even sorry, that was an epic prank." Ron snickered.

"I agree! That was awesome! Malfoy' hair will be bright red for the next
few days!" They both laughed.

"You think it's funny? It completely ruins everything!" Draco groaned. He and Blaise were sitting opposite of Ron and Harry.

"It looks like Dumbledore isn't here again, but he left a note." Blaise sighed. He barely tolerated the last punishment, being around muggle horns wasn't his favorite thing, but now, he was more annoyed being stuck in a room with three people who caused a ruckus that he wasn't even a part of!

"Almost forgot you were here." Ron muttered. Blaise merely scoffed and handed Harry the note.

"Dear students, once again you manage to stir up troubles between your two houses. The other teaches wanted to punish you in a way that seemed fitting, but I decided to force you to do a muggle challenge called the 'best friend tag.' Blaise is here to fill in for Malfoy's friend, sorry Mr. Zanabi, but it must be done. The purpose of this challenge is to see how much you really all know about each other and learn more. Hopefully to improve inter-house relations." Harry sighed at Dumbledore's words. It was like him to give such a vague punishment. Underneath the scrap was a list of questions.

"So, do we just answer the questions and then get to leave?" Ron asked.

"It seems so. All of us have to answer for our best friend. I'd do Ron, and Ron do me. Malfoy will do Zanabi and likewise." Harry explained.

"Than get on with it Potter." Blaise huffed.

"Okay... favorite color. That's easy, Ron's favorite color is red." Harry stated. Ron nodded.

"That's true, hard for it not to be. Isn't yours the same though Harry?" Ron hypothesized.

"What? No, it's green." Harry scoffed.

"Why? Aren't you Gryffindors surrounded by red and gold? Those empty heads of yours probably clung to it." Draco insulted. Harry rolled his eyes.

"Well. I could say the same for you lousy Slytherin's. Besides, my mother's eyes were green. In the little memory I have to recall her, I always remember green. So sod off Malfoy." Harry spat.

"Well Blaise, isn't yours purple?" Draco suggested, Blaise only nodding in response.

"Oh, because purple is royalty and you Slytherin's are so obsessed with class." Both Gryffindors were done with the challenge already one question in, and it was obvious that the other two felt the same.

"Anyways, yours is green isn't it?" Blaise sighs.

"It is. Obviously." Draco scoffed.

"Moving on. The next question is, who was their first kiss?" Harry looked at Ron. "Well, you never stop snogging Lavander. She was your first kiss." Harry shrugged.

"Right. Yours was... it was Cho, right?" Harry only nodded.

"So much regrets with that one too." Harry sighed.

"Well, I doubt you had your first kiss Blaise." Draco commented.

"No one interesting enough. You'd was..... you haven't had one either. No, pansy, she had to have kissed you at some point." Blaise seemed only slightly disinterested.

"Can you really call that a kiss though. It was so forced." Draco pulled a semi-disgusted face.

"So all of this question was just....." Harry stopped. "Next question. What annoys your best friend the most?" Harry took a moment to think. "Slytherins."