Sanders' Sides Oneshots 2

100% Off (Anxiety x Logic)

Prompt. Lmao slightly inappropriate sorry

Virgil walked into the living room, noticing Logan already there. He was reading a book, nothing out of the ordinary there, but there was something different Virgil couldn't help but notice. He decided to say something to Logan about it, complimenting him.

"I like your new pants." He said, Logan's gaze shooting quickly from his book up to Virgil. It took a moment to register what had been said, but when he did he nodded.

"Thanks. They were 50% off." He mentioned, turning back to his book. He didn't notice Virgil's grin.

"I'd like them better if they were 100% off." He said cleverly, waiting to see how Logan would respond. Logan didn't even look up at him, face twisting into a look of confusion.

"The store can't just give away clothes for free." He frowned, thinking about what he had said. Virgil's face fell, and he sighed.

"That's not what I me-"

"That's a terrible way to run a business." Logan wasn't even paying attention to Virgil at this point, shaking his head and going back to his book. Virgil couldn't help but roll his eyes at how oblivious he was, deciding to move on from it and go about the rest of his day as usual.

Later that same day, Logan was repeating back to Roman what had happened that morning. "...and then he said he would like them better 100% off."

Roman stifled a laugh, shaking his head as Logan explained. He looked completely serious. "And.. how did you reply?"

"That's a terrible way to run a business." Logan frowned. He thought that was the obvious response, but when Roman's shoulder started shaking from his laughter he began to feel like he was missing something. Roman, finally getting his laughter under control, shook his head at Logan.

"Dude," he put a hand on Logan's shoulder, grinning over at him. "Virgil was flirting with you."

Logan blinked at him, still not quite understanding. Roman sighed, shaking his head and explaining what he meant through more laughter. As he was explaining Logan's cheeks turned darker and darker, both embarrassed because he hadn't understood, and because Virgil was flirting with him.

"What-" Logan paused, frowning and thinking over what to say. "What do I do about this now?"

"Do you like him?" Roman asked plainly, and after a moment of considering lying Logan sighed and nodded. "Then go explain that you understand now. And tell him you like him."

When Logan still looked lost Roman sighed yet again, and offered him a small grin. "Fine, I will help you out with this. Just, say exactly what I tell you, okay?"

Logan made his way to Virgil's room, doubt clouding his mind. He was the logical side. Feelings were not what he was good at, and he hated that he agreed to go through with this. When he arrived outside the anxious traits door he made sure to knock quickly. There was no backing out of it now.

"What do you wa-Oh hey, Logan." Virgil looked confused to see the logical trait standing outside his door. "Did you need something?"

"Er... yes, actually." Logan began, clearing his throat. "Earlier you mentioned something about liking my pants better 100% off, correct?"

Virgil snickered. "Yeah, I think I said something like that. What about it?" He wondered, not expecting Logan to actually get it.

"How about instead, you get all of my clothing 100% off?" He blurted, surprising himself just as much as Virgil. Virgil spluttered, not able to think of a reply for a few moments. Logan cut him off and continued. "While we're at it, why not make yours 100% off too?"

Virgil stood for a moment, mouth opening and closing as he attempted to think of something to say. Logan, feeling slightly more confident after being able to say what he wanted, shot him a smirk, eyebrow raised in a silent question. Virgil blinked, and then a small grin of his own formed.

"What're we waiting for then?" He mumbled, grabbing Logan by the tie and pulling him down to kiss him briefly. "Let's get started."

Lmao I was looking at mbti things on Pinterest, found this and wanted to write something off of it. I've been writing a lot more suggestive stuff haven't I? Whoops..?

Reading angst when you're already sad is honestly the worst I need some fluff pls someone recommend a good fluffy fic before I start bawling

Anyways. Sleep is a thing I need bc unfortunately I'm human and not a robot like I oh so badly wish I were. So I'm gonna get off here now. Maybe. Unless I find some good fluffy fanfic bc obviously I can't just not read fanfic. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed this. *Roman slays a dragon witch and finds her cave containing infinite ring pops that he brings to the readers*

That was an amazing and creative suggestion thank you!! Take care of yourselves. You're important guys. Love you. Bye-Bob