GOT7 IMAGINES

Roasting Session: Yugyeom (Requested)

Well, hello there my fellow HOODRATS... Well... For now... You are Samoan... Because in this roast session... What's a good roast session without any racial comments... So enjoy...

You guys sat on the couch. You and Yugyeom were the best of friends. You guys were like two peas in a pod. Or in other words... Two bodies with one brain. Ya acted alike so much that people mistaken you for being a couple or even siblings.

"Damn _______________?" Yugyeom said out of nowhere as you were reading your book.

"What?" you asked completely lost.

"You've gotten hella big!" he laughed.

Your eyes widened on what you have just heard. You nodded your head and began taking off your earrings.

"Oh shit it's about to go down!" your friend Mark shouted.

"What did you eat? A grown ass pig?" he shouted and began laughing.

NOTE: SAMOANS ARE KNOWN AS PIGS... I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT ORIGINATED FORM BUT WE ARE KNOWN AS PIGS... I WAS TOLD THAT IT WAS BECAUSE WE EAT PIG... BUT WHO KNOWS...

You nodded your head and took off your glasses. Your tongue rolling against your cheek, causing you to have a lump.

"And hey ___________________? Where is your ukulele? Don't all Polynesians have those? And even a hula skirt?" Yugyeom began laughing at his remarks.

"Damn Yugyeom. You got jokes!" Jackson shouted.

"But I suggest that you stop because you're roasting _____________________. The all time roaster. She's practically the roasting master!" Jaebum said.

"She can't roast me hard" he said cockily "I'm the one with the balls. Speaking of balls... How many balls have you touched that are related to you?"

NOTE: US POLYS HAVE THIS PROBLEM THAT WE ARE ALL RELATED TO ONE ANOTHER... IT'S IRRITATING THOUGH...

"DAMN!" Mark shouted as he jumped in his seat.

All you were doing is nodding your head, while one of your eyebrows were raised. You smirked.

"Like shouldn't you be in the kitchen. I mean... That's where the Samoan girls are supposed to be at?" he smirked "I bet you, ____________________ $700 that you can't win!"

"You done?" you asked, raising one of your eyebrows.

"Yeah. Let's see how you do" he said cockily.

"Okay" you said as you popped your tongue on the top of your mouth, causing a loud sound to come out "Let me tell you something bwoo"

"Oh shit. It's about to go down!" Jaebum said.

"First of all... You over here saying that you have balls and over talking about balls... But last time I checked... You never had a dick. You were born with a vagina" you said and everybody's cheers erupted "And yes I've touched balls... But I've touched more balls than you ever touched a pussy. The only one that you touched was when you were born."

"Wait-" he started.

"I'm not finished yet! Let me tell you something. Your parents..." you started and he nodded his head in anticipation "They never loved you. So they threw you in the trash. That's why your rapping and singing skills are trash. You inherited them from your real parents, the trash can. However, you were so trashy that not even the garbage people wanted you. So one day, your Mom went shopping and she saw you wrapped in a TRASHY blanket. She then decided to take you in. The thing is... They took you in out of pity. Not because they loved you. They never loved you to begin with!"

"DAMN!" Jackson shouted as he jumped up.

"That's not-" Yugyeom tried to interject.

"And if I'm supposed to be in the kitchen then I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be in there with me. Because a BITCH counts as a girl!" you said exaggerating on the word Bitch.

"Whoop... There is it!" Youngjae shouted.

"And you even said that I can't roast you hard... Do you even know what hard is? You could feel how hard is supposed to feel if you had a dick" you said checking your nails "Oh... And while your at it... Can you make my friends a set of new nails back in the nail salon where you belong because Mimi can't do all of the work. Now be gone peasant!"

Everybody began cheering while Yugyeom ruffled his hair in frustration.

"Let me tell you something else... The streets weren't made for everyone. That's why they made sidewalks so moss like you can grow and be stepped on" you said and the boys cheered.

"He wasn't ready!" Jackson shouted.

"Oh yeah... I want my $700..." you said.

"W-What? But we didn't shake on it!" he said.

"But you said I bet. And I accepted it mentally" you said.

"AISH! Warn me next time to never roast _________________" Yugyeom said.

"We tried telling you" Jaebum said.

"Hey Yugie?" you said giggling.

"I'll give you your $700" he said.

"It's not that" you said giggling again.

"What then?' he asked.

"Don't try roasting me again" you said and he busted out laughing.

"I don't know what I'll do without you as my bestie" he said.

"You'll die out of boredom and maybe even stupidity" you said nodding your head and he shoved your head down.

"Jeez. Thanks" he said and threw your money at you.

"Umm. This is only $650" you said after counting.

"The other 50 is for me being your friend" he said.

"Who said we were friends?" you said raising an eyebrow.

He huffed in frustration while throwing you a $50, while you smiled.

"You're the best" you said and hugged him making him smile.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BWOO!