Shouting - Roman x Patton

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LAST. ONESHOT. WAS. ERROR.

Gonna keep it there though for the lols


"I have a cool game" Virgil mumbled to Roman, he sat up, intrigued. "What is it, emo nightmare?"

He rolled his eyes. "We repeat the word penis but every time we say it louder than the other" He explained, a grin rose on Romans face as he agreed to playing.

"Okay, I'll go first..." Virgil spoke, "penis" he mumbled very quietly.

Roman smirked, "penis" he spoke in a normal voice. Virgil gave him a look and sighed, "Penis" he said a little louder.

This went on for awhile...

"Penis"

"PEnis"

"PENis"

"PENIs"

"PENIS"

"PENIS"

"PENIS"

"PENIS!"

"PENIS!"

"What is going on?" Logan demanded, appearing with Patton and Thomas.

"PEEEENISSSS!!"

Roman yelled so loud the others covered their ears. "I hate you - I hate you both" Logan sighed, vanishing.

"Language, kiddos" Patton giggled, kissing Romans cheek and following after Logan.

"Guys, you're older than this..." Thomas started with a frown, "you should know better" Roman and Virgil looked down, mumbling an apology.

"It's okay, next time you know not to shout for what you want" He winked, vanishing.

They both stared at each other for a few seconds.

"THOMAS!"

Honestly just an excuse to write the word penis

GUYS PLEASE GOOGLE http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

Or Thelongestjokeintheworld

PLEASE THE JOKE MAY SEEM BORING AT FIRST OR STUPID BUT YOU. WILL. NOT. REGRET.

IT WILL TAKE 20-30 MINUETS AT LEAST BUT PLEEEAAASSSEEEE READ IT

PLEASE

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