Pt. 2 of the first cast group chat.
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Me: GUYS I HAVE A PROBLEMMe: I WANNA DIE
Lizzie Olsen: Woah what is going on??
Chris Evans: Callie are you okay?
Me: FUCK
Me: I think I need to resign. I don't think I can be Vertigo anymore.
Scarlett Johansson: Finally:)
Me: Wow. Fuck you. I'm done talking to you.
Me: As for the rest of you, I'm serious.
Chris Evans: Can you explain what's going on?
Me: Well... Um...
Me: I may... or may not... have texted the wrong group chat something...
Mark Ruffalo: I've been there before. But what'd you text and to who?
Me: Um... so I texted the group chat with my people, like my crew from makeup and all that...
Mark Ruffalo: Saying...?
Me: "Hey daddy"
Lizzie Olsen: What the fuck LMAO
Robert Downey: Do we even want to know who that was meant for?
Jeremy Renner: I want to. I have an idea though.
Lizzie Olsen: WAIT can we all try to guess who it is?
Me: Uh yeah I guess. Might be easier than me just saying it lol
Lizzie Olsen: Ummm okay. Seb?
Me: LMAO no.
Chris Hemsworth: I would've guessed Lizzie.
Me: Good guess, but no.
Jeremy Renner: How about Holland?
Me: No, I will always think of him as the young Peter Parker.
Chris Evans: I was going to say Lizzie as well.
Me: Man, why does everyone think it's Lizzie? HAHA sorry girl
Lizzie Olsen: It's okay haha
Lizzie Olsen: Sooo who was that text for?
Me: Y'all are so clueless sometimes.
Me: Who is the ONE other likely person you haven't guessed yet?
Lizzie Olsen: OMG.
Chris Hemsworth: Scarlett?
Me: LMAO
Jeremy Renner: I knew it. I'm good at this guessing game stuff, wow.
Robert Downey: So I guess that "quick peck on the lips" changed a lot, huh?
Scarlett Johansson: Just for her. I'm still trying to get her kicked off:)
Me: Fuck off Johansson. Stop acting like you don't joke around just as much.
Scarlett Johansson: I don't.
Me: Need proof?
Scarlett Johansson: No.
Me: Attachment: 1 Screenshot
Me: Proof that Scarlett Johansson messes around just as much.
Lizzie Olsen: I ship it.
Jeremy Renner: And you guys aren't together?
Scarlett Johansson: I'm straight.
Me: And I'm in love with Mark.
Mark Ruffalo: What?
Lizzie Olsen: WHAT
Scarlett Johansson: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought we were saying things so incredibly stupid that it's obviously not true. My bad.
Mark Ruffalo: Oh thank god.
Lizzie Olsen: That scared me so much.
Scarlett Johansson: Oh my god. I can't do this right now. Goodnight guys.
-The next morning-
Me: So good news, I'm not getting fired.
Scarlett Johansson: Damn.
Lizzie Olsen: Yay!
Jeremy Renner: Did you tell them who it was meant for?
Me: Sorta had to...
Scarlett Johansson: Oh jeez. What'd they say about it?
Me: They ship us, Scar. I think it's meant to be. And from that kiss the other day...
Me: I think you feel the same.
Separate chat with Scarlett.
Scarlett Johansson: Callie what're you doing?
Me: Wdym?
Scarlett Johansson: What are you doing? In the group chat.
Scarlett Johansson: And don't say "nothing".
Me: Fine. I'm just confessing... things...
Scarlett Johansson: What things?
Me: Ever notice I only flirt like this with you?
Scarlett Johansson: So what're you saying?
Me: Have you ever had a thing for someone you work with?
Scarlett Johansson: Yes, I have.
Scarlett Johansson: But I see what you're saying, no need to further explain.
Me: Yeah...
Main Group Chat.
-After work the next day-
Me: I don't think my crew likes me anymore lol
Lizzie Olsen: Bc of the whole daddy thing?
Me: Yeah lmao. I kept getting looks from them and when I was in makeup, my artist could barely look at me. Kinda funny tbh.
Scarlett Johansson: Well at least you didn't get fired.
Me: Oh yeah. I'm glad I can still bother you people.
Lizzie Olsen: Work wouldn't be the same without you.
Chris Evans: She's right, you're great here.
Me: AWEEE STAWP y'all are gonna make me cry.
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