Hermitcraft One-Shots

Death By Cod

Warnings: Death by cod, light swearing

Relationship: None

Summary: X dies to a cod fish

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Xisuma was slain by cod

<Grian> IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR

<Grian> Wait, I thought cods were peaceful mobs.

<Xisuma> Not with you around.

<Grian> YOU THINK I'M A FISH!?

<Xisuma> YOUR HEAD DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE ONE!

<Grian> :( So mean.

<GTWScar> How did you die to a fish?

<Xisuma> Your guess is as good as mine.

<Grian> I'm not a fish.

<Xisuma> Can we stop the cod boy from speaking?

<Grian> :(

<Grian> I'M NOT A FISH.

<Ren> Can it fish boy

<Grian> IT'S COD BOY

<Xiusma> Okay, cod boy

<Grian> ...

<Grian> FUCK.

<Xisuma> Are we just glossing over the fact that I died to a fish?

<Grian> Yes.

<GTWScar> No.

<Xisuma> Grian, you don't get a say.

<Grian> You guys are so mean today.

<Grian> What did I do? XD

<Xisuma> You sicced your brethren on me.

<Grian> They don't follow the Mother Spore

<Xisuma> Can we end the story now?

No.