Hermitcraft One-Shots

Shape Shifting

Warnings: Unintentional Killing of the Joking Man

Relationship: None

Summary: Grian likes to shape shift... And it's weird but funny

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Grian has disappeared, but not because of kidnapping, but because he wanted to mess with some people.

Grian hid as a cat in between some chests in the barge.

He heard someone fly in and walk to the two chests where he was hiding and walked out and rubbed his head against the hermit's leg.

"AWE~!!" The American voice cooed, then picked up the Grian cat, "Oh you're so cute! Where's your collar? Who's your owner?"

The hermit held Grian like a baby in his arms, loving against his chest.

Joke's on you Scar, I'm passive aggressive.

Then Scar flew into the air, holding the Grian cat close to him as he flew over to his snail base. 

When he walked in, he called out, "Hey Jellie! We have a new friend!"

Scar set Grian down in front of Jellie, he walked of to get some food for the Grian cat. Grian looked to Jellie, "Y'know, Jellie? I should bring Gellie one day."

Immediately after he said that, a cat fight broke out, loud cat screaming sounded through the snail home. Scar ran in and snatched Grian up pulling him away from Jellie.

"Jellie! It's just another cat!" Scar shouted, Grian climbing onto Scar's shoulders, wrapping his tail against the neck of Scar, a cut was against Grian's face, "Jellie, behave!"

Grian sent an evil smile to Scar's loved cat, Jellie huffed and walked away. Scar brought Grian to his 'kitchen' and sat him on the counter.

"Behave, you're a crazy kitty."

I'mma be a bodega cat.

When Scar left the room, Grian ran between the breads of Scar's kitchen.

A couple minutes later, his communicator went off.

<Xisuma> Where the hell is Grian?

<Grian> I'm live between the breads.

<Xisuma> Grian, we're supposed to be talking about a pesky bird delivery.

<Grian> Breads.

<GTWScar> I think that's pointless right now, Xisuma. He's crazy.

<Xisuma> I know where he is, so I'm calling him out now.

<Xisuma> Grian, stop being a bodega cat and let's go.

<Grian> THE BREADS ARE MY HOME!

~Seconds Later~

Grian was slain by Jellie

<Ren> WELL

<GTWScar> But Jellie's a sweet cat!

<Ren> APPARENTLY NOT TODAY

<Grian> SHE'S SO MEAN!

<Grian> HER CLAWS ARE SO FREAKING SHARP, WHAT THE HECK!?

<GTWScar> What did you do?

<Grian> All I was doing.

<Grian> Was living between the breads of your base.

<Grian> And the little thing killed me!

<GTWScar> Serves you right for messing with her.

<Xisuma> How long until he realizes?

<GTWScar> Wait

<GTWScar> YOU WERE THE CAT I PICKED UP IN THE BARGE WEREN'T YOU

<Grian> There it is.

<Grian> I like to be a bodega cat sometimes. LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!

<Xisuma> Good lord.

<Xisuma> You need to stop using your shape shifting for pranks.

<Xisuma> Things like this happen.

<Grian> You would do it too.

<Xisuma> No I wouldn't

<Grian> LEARN TO HAVE FUN!

<Xisuma> I use my powers responsibly. You're young and irresponsible.

<Grian> Fine, be the responsible older brother

<Xisuma> I am the responsible older brother.

<Grian> LET ME HAVE FUN.

<Xisuma> If anything, I let you have too much fun.

<Grian> If it's any consolation, Xisuma.

<Grian> I did learn one thing.

<Grian> Jellie does not like stray cats.

<GTWScar> She's territorial

<Grian> That or she doesn't like me.

<GTWScar> Probably both.

<Grian> YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO ME TODAY!

<Xisuma> You deserve it.

<GTWScar> You deserve it.

<Ren> You deserve it.

<Grian> -.-